LOL! Tim you photo sniffing freak! 
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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 3 2009, 3:35 PM BSTDo you still add 5 years to your age now?
It's the reverse now of course. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 3:35 PM BSTAnd once more for good luck...
*big sniff*
And once more for the Crown Prosecution Service.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:37 PM BSTIt's the reverse now of course.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 3:35 PM BSTAnd once more for good luck...
*big sniff*
It would smell of fags, cider, Poison by Dior and old leather jackets.
Marc - were those photos from a photostory in Jackie magazine?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 3 2009, 3:38 PM BSTAnd once more for the Crown Prosecution Service.
I'd like to see them try to prosecute a man for sniffing a photo of a fully-clad female!
*Googles to check what Harriet Harman's next bright idea is*
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:40 PM BSTIt would smell of fags, cider, Poison by Dior and old leather jackets.
Not to me.
*sniffs deeply*
To me it smells of curiousity, Johnson's baby talc, shame and incense-scented dreams. And long summer walks through petrified forests.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:40 PM BSTIt would smell of fags, cider, Poison by Dior and old leather jackets.
Marc - were those photos from a photostory in Jackie magazine?
Lol.
No they were from the cover to a sales brochure for Which Micro magazine.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:40 PM BSTIt would smell of fags, cider, Poison by Dior and old leather jackets.
Smelling Poison by Dior
And old leather jackets.
Fishnets of strings
From old tennis racquets
Tim Walker is sniffing
Whispering 'Oh Je t'adore'
I'll love you forever
My favourite crack whore
Quote: Morrace @ August 3 2009, 3:55 PM BSTMy favourite crack whore
Glue-sniffer thank you very much.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:19 PM BST
*Chip has heart attack*
And just as he is stabilised:
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:27 PM BSTEr, I was 13!
"CRASH!"
Quote: Morrace @ August 3 2009, 3:55 PM BSTSmelling Poison by Dior
And old leather jackets.
Fishnets of strings
From old tennis racquetsTim Walker is sniffing
Whispering 'Oh Je t'adore'
I'll love you forever
My favourite crack whore
Still trying to get a job with Hallmark?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 4:06 PM BSTGlue-sniffer thank you very much.
Pritt Stick Powers Activate!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 4:06 PM BSTGlue-sniffer thank you very much.
Really? When I was 13 I made Airfix models too. Was up to 30 Spitfires a week before the intervention.
Quote: Gavin @ August 3 2009, 4:07 PM BSTPritt Stick Powers Activate!
Pritt Stick is for the under-13s, Evostick is the teenager's choice of high-inducing adhesive.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 4:07 PM BSTReally? When I was 13 I made Airfix models too. Was up to 30 Spitfires a week before the intervention.