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Er, well you're not now. So by my logic it makes it OK. Besides, what's wrong with sniffing avatars and photos anyway?

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 3:28 PM BST

Er, well you're not now. So by my logic it makes it OK. Besides, what's wrong with sniffing avatars and photos anyway?

Keep Digging Tim ;)

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 3 2009, 3:28 PM BST

Er, well you're not now. So by my logic it makes it OK. Besides, what's wrong with sniffing avatars and photos anyway?

Because you are in an internet cafe Tim, and remember what the nice man in the white coat said.... and no I am not talking about Mister Whippy!

Didn't Bill Wyman start out sniffing avatars? :D

Well no one knew I was 13. I was *cough* 18 in public.

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2009, 3:30 PM BST

Because you are in an internet cafe Tim, and remember what the nice man in the white coat said.... and no I am not talking about Mister Whippy!

Mr Whippy said remember the 99!

And what parent allows their 13 year old daughter to wear a mini skirt that is held together by a series of safety pins?

Quote: Gavin @ August 3 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Mr Whippy said remember the 99!

Just steer clear of his crushed nuts.

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2009, 3:32 PM BST

Just steer clear of his crushed nuts.

That what made Mr Whippy winkie cry his special sauce.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:27 PM BST

Er, I was 13!

And your parents let you walk the streets like that? Disgusting.

*Begins building Fritzil cellar complex*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:32 PM BST

And what parent allows their 13 year old daughter to wear a mini skirt that is held together by a series of safety pins?

Was is shortly after this that you proposed to your husband?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Well no one knew I was 13. I was *cough* 18 in public.

Exactly. Which I respectfully submit, Your Honour, makes it perfectly acceptable. At the end of the day, whose is the bigger crime?

*sniffs Dolly's photo*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Didn't Bill Wyman start out sniffing avatars? :D

Well no one knew I was 13. I was *cough* 18 in public.

Ahhhh the truth is out Dolly is a Time Mistress. Appearing one age when being another. Like Dr Whooo

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2009, 3:33 PM BST

Was is shortly after this that you proposed to your husband?

Not long!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:31 PM BST

Well no one knew I was 13. I was *cough* 18 in public.

Do you still add 5 years to your age now?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 3 2009, 3:19 PM BST
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And once more for good luck...

*big sniff*

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