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David Mitchell as The Doctor? Page 2

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 11:38 PM BST

Yeah! For f**k's sake, spit it out you Mong!

Just trying it on for size. ;)

Suits you sir. ;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 11:25 PM BST

WEBB: Okay, I'm just throwing this out there, not that it ever happened or would happen. But...But would it be bad if I were to have sex with a Cyberman? I'm not saying I would have sex with a Cyberman or did have sex with a Cyberman. Even though I was very high and it was two for one Mojito night at the F**k Bunker. I think, I definitely did not have sex with a Cyberman...twice.

MITCHELL: You shagged a Cyberman?! You shagged a member of an evil cyborg race that wants to wipe out humanity?! Tell me you didn't have sex in the Tardis Jeremy. Swear on your mother's life...no swear on Iggy Pop's life that you didn't have your dirty spunk games with Sally Cyborg inside the Tardis.

Etc.

Laughing out loud And you're not writing for Mitchell & Webb because...

How about Sgt. Wilson as the Doctor and Pike as his companion.

*DELETE!*

Now, come on. You really are making such a fuss.

I know and me Mum won't like it. Blow him up, Doctor Sargeant!

I think David Mitchell would make an adorable Doctor! Awwwwww!

He would actually. I'd watch that.

He'd suit a nice long scarf, I think.

Does this mean that Matt Smith is now gonna do panel shows?

I can see him on Buzzcocks...

Don't mock the Mitchell. He is bizzare crush 3 on the Roo fancies list....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 3 2009, 1:42 AM BST

Don't mock the Mitchell. He is bizzare crush 3 on the Roo fancies list....

I've been relegated? Fickle broad, man. ;)

What can I say? I am sucker for shy, awkward, and very polite geeks!

.....and artists and musicians.

....and men with sweets.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 3 2009, 1:54 AM BST

What can I say? I am sucker for shy, awkward, and very polite geeks!

.....and artists and musicians.

....and men with sweets.

YES! I'M IN! I play bass, too.

Good, you can help clean up after my 50 cats and I hope you don't mind holding off sex until the wedding....

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 3 2009, 2:03 AM BST

Good, you can help clean up after my 50 cats and I hope you don't mind holding off sex until the wedding....

As long as you bring the squirrel suit. ;)

Laughing out loud

I think in reality Robert Webb could actually be the Doctor. Maybe when the new one quits in a year or two. He is a brilliant versatile actor where as David Mitchell is brilliant as Mark (more or less himself) but probably not great at playing any other type of characters.

Edited by zooo. Capital letters!

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