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David Mitchell as The Doctor?

I would love to see David Mitchell as the Doctor. And it would be brilliant if Robert Webb was his companion; although he'd be annoyed that he was considered, just a companion.

What does anyone else think?

Well so long as Robert dragged up it could work...

Personally I would like to see Jeremy Paxman as the Doctor:

"Mr Davros. do you really expect me to believe..."

"Exterminate!"

"Oh come on..."

I don't think it would work on any level.

Haven't we had an alternative Dr Who thread?

Ok Stephen Hawking=Davros
Gordon Brown=Cyber man
Dr=Stephen Fry
Slitheen=We are Klang

But Mitchell and Webb would make a good choice, I always thought Lenny Henry was quite a good Dr on his comedy show.

Daniel Craig>? He came out in The Gay Times...as a liberal democrat.

F**k so I have, iI should work for the Daily Mail they'd be bankrupt by the end of the week.

Quote: Griff @ August 2 2009, 10:22 PM BST

I think you've got James Bond and Harry Potter mixed up.

It can happen. I was rather shocked when, shortly after the release of the first Harry Potter, my middle aged assistant told me she fancied that Daniel Radcliffe...

Unfortunately for them, they've cast a lesbian.

WEBB: Okay, I'm just throwing this out there, not that it ever happened or would happen. But...But would it be bad if I were to have sex with a Cyberman? I'm not saying I would have sex with a Cyberman or did have sex with a Cyberman. Even though I was very high and it was two for one Mojito night at the F**k Bunker. I think, I definitely did not have sex with a Cyberman...twice.

MITCHELL: You shagged a Cyberman?! You shagged a member of an evil cyborg race that wants to wipe out humanity?! Tell me you didn't have sex in the Tardis Jeremy. Swear on your mother's life...no swear on Iggy Pop's life that you didn't have your dirty spunk games with Sally Cyborg inside the Tardis.

Etc.

Rather nice pastiche that Renegade, you going to work it up into a full sketch?

Rather nice pastiche that Renegade, you going to work it up into a full sketch?

Laughing out loud

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2009, 11:27 PM BST

Rather nice pastiche that Renegade, you going to work it up into a full sketch?

I kind of already have in respects that every sitcom I try to write seems like Peep Show's bastard offspring.

Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2009, 11:27 PM BST

Rather nice pastiche that Renegade, you going to work it up into a full sketch?

That's not a bad idea. I can see them doing something like that in their next series, easy.

Quote: sootyj @ August 2 2009, 11:27 PM BST

Rather nice pastiche that Renegade, you going to work it up into a full sketch?

Yeah! For f**k's sake, spit it out you Mong!

Just trying it on for size. ;)

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