Quote: Griff @ August 2 2009, 10:51 PM BST...wakes up in a sweat: "OH MY GOD I'M STUCK ON A BOAT WITH RUBY"
Hey there are worse things!
Although on the ferry, me and my friends got barred from the childrens play area because my best friend decided to play in the ball pool and the lady said she was disturbing the children. 
It took me two minutes to get up from laughing so hard.
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 10:47 PM BSTIt is unfortunate if you truly believe that all men would do that.
Yes, because every relationship and marriage lasts forever and ever. It never gets stale, repetitive or monotonous. Every day is like a big Broadway musical with people singing and dancing and shitting rainbows all over the place.
Throw a tonne of cash into the equation and things become even more complicated. Very few men are going to turn down a night of passionate squelchy-ness with a pair of stunning 19 year old twins - especially if they lez up.
Besides, you're making that classic romantic mistake, thinking love and sex are the same thing.
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Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 10:52 PM BSTNot me! I think there are just as many dirty old women as men. And just as many shallow opportunistic young men as women.
Agreed 
And on a personal note. If you're in a commited relationship before you get the money I would stick. You know that 99.9% of all females are only gonna be there for da dosh. On the other hand if I was free and single? I think I might pop down the Hef's road. At least for a while.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:54 PM BSTBesides, you're making that classic romantic mistake, thinking love and sex are the same thing.
And you're making the classic mistake of thinking men and women are that different. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:54 PM BSTYes, because every relationship and marriage lasts forever and ever. It never gets stale, repetitive or monotonous. Every day is like a big Broadway musical with people singing and dancing and shitting rainbows all over the place.
That's the way it should be! 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 10:40 PM BSTThe Hef is just doing what all men would do if they had the money and where with all. The women who accept cash, fame and gifts in exchange for putting an 83 year old's wrinkly knob in their mouths, they're the disgusting ones.
I fully expect a male member of the BCG to jump in and say 'Oh no, not me, I would just be with the one woman and love her forever.' Good for you. With lies like that, she'll never suspect your infidelity.
You said ALL MEN would have a harem of young blondes if they had the money. Then you suggested that if any man said they would be with one woman and love her forever they were lying and were being infidelitous. (That's actually a word! I just looked it up. Who knew?)
I said I thought it was unfortunate that you believed that. Which I still do. Because it is.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 2 2009, 10:56 PM BSTAnd you're making the classic mistake of thinking men and women are that different.
You want to have a night of passionate squelchy-ness with a pair of 19 year old lesbian twins?
You've gone way up in my estimation Dolly and no mistakin'. 
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 10:59 PM BSTYou said ALL MEN would have a harem of young blondes if they had the money.
Most men couldn't handle it.
Don't get wrist cramp Mr. Carpark.
Quote: SlagA @ August 2 2009, 10:56 PM BSTEDIT
Aw. What did we misssss?
Did you go and make a post without sufficient sitting on the fence?
(tee hee.)
Quote: Griff @ August 2 2009, 11:01 PM BSTWhere did you look that up?
To be honest I didn't go all the way to the dictionary, I just Googled it and saw it in lots of articles.
Am suddenly thinking it might not be real after all...
Oh well, I stand by it!
Quote: zooo @ August 2 2009, 10:59 PM BSTYou said ALL MEN would have a harem of young blondes if they had the money. Then you suggested that if any man said they would be with one woman and love her forever they were lying and were being infidelitous. (That's actually a word! I just looked it up. Who knew?)
I said I thought it was unfortunate that you believed that. Which I still do. Because it is.
Show me a faithful billionairre zooo and I'll stand corrected. As for roscoff wondering whether women would only want him for his money, I think we both know the answer to that. 
Only joking roscoff, I think you're a hunk - which is just as superficial as liking you for your money, but hey ho.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 2 2009, 11:01 PM BSTDon't get wrist cramp Mr. Carpark.
Or thigh cramp in my case, as I furiously swim across the ocean to the land where I can shag a woman close enough to my age that she can carry on an adult conversation while still seeing the merit in brain-dead twentysomethings.
