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The Either / Or Thread

Yep, it's that dreaded game you end up playing in the pub - Would you either...Or...?

I'll start the ball rolling -

Would you either - eek out a modest living as a writer, earning critical acclaim and seeing your work peformed on stage / radio / television / film / etc.?

Or - trade it for a chance to win £60 million on the Euro Lottery and never, ever have your work performed / published / recognised ever?

Please no coy answers like 'If I had £60 million, then I could put on my own productions, writen by me...blah, blah, blah.'

Those are the rules. Zod has spoken.

F**k, who wants the burden of £60 million? If I could live comfortably and get my work published and performed. What else do I need?

A sandwich? Yes, please.

The former, the "chance" to win £60 million is nothing.

Now if it was a guaranteed £60 million, I'd take that.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 2 2009, 3:23 PM BST

The former, the "chance" to win £60 million is nothing.

Now if it was a guaranteed £60 million, I'd take that.

The chance is because if you try to get your work published after receiving the £60 million then you lose both - the money and your writing career.

As I don't really write, I'll take the money please. :)

I'd very much like the insane wealth, but if it was a choice between the two, I'd go for making a modest living as a writer.

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 3:21 PM BST

F**k, who wants the burden of £60 million?

Me.

Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2009, 3:58 PM BST

Me.

Yeah, I'd be very happy to bear that 'burden'!

Bah! You souless fools. Have your money, buy your "nice things". See how many hugs you can buy... actually, don't answer that.

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 4:03 PM BST

Bah! You souless fools. Have your money, buy your "nice things". See how many hugs you can buy... actually, don't answer that.

Think how many loaves of bread and tasty ingredients you could buy. Certainly THE most boring use of £60,000,000 imaginable, but...

Quote: Aaron @ August 2 2009, 4:14 PM BST

Think how many loaves of bread and tasty ingredients you could buy. Certainly THE most boring use of £60,000,000 imaginable, but...

Hah! I think bread and its filling is affordable enough. Without £60,000,000 worth, going moldy.

Money.

Quote: Griff @ August 2 2009, 4:24 PM BST

World's Most Expensive Sandwich

>_<

You'll all be very disappointed with my actual sandwich palette, if that's the right word? As much as I'd eat and enjoy a fancy sandwich. I'm quite, well very happy with the humble cheese sandwich. If I'm feeling crazy, I'd add chutney or Branston pickle. Sorry to be such disappointment.

Quote: Leevil @ August 2 2009, 4:31 PM BST

If I'm feeling crazy, I'd add chutney or Branston pickle. Sorry to be such disappointment.

Whoa Whoa! Chutney or Branston Pickle! could of warned us I was nearly taken aback by your rock and roll lifestyle.

Quote: Gavin @ August 2 2009, 4:34 PM BST

Whoa Whoa! Chutney or Branston Pickle! could of warned us I was nearly taken aback by your rock and roll lifestyle.

I had crisp sandwich today. Anyone know the number for The Priory?

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