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One punch. But who? Page 3

Quote: Gavin @ August 1 2009, 11:20 AM BST

I just want to see if his head reforms like the T1000 as it's suggested in the bible.

:D

Easy, Peaches Geldolf could we negotiate the 1 punch only rule though?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 1 2009, 2:19 AM BST

I know it sounds cliche, but I really want to punch my husband square in the face. I imagine that it'll feel fantastic and that this torrent of obscenity will spew from me and then I'll feel much better as I kick his ass to the curb. Sorry, sounds a bit bitchy.

So, when's the divorce?

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 1 2009, 2:26 AM BST

God bless America. :)

Because no one else will.

Norton...Winton..Norton...Winton...Norton...Winton..and the winner is

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I only loathed him before Totally Saturday but now I want to punch him dead. Dead I tell you Angry

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 1 2009, 2:19 AM BST

I know it sounds cliche, but I really want to punch my husband square in the face. I imagine that it'll feel fantastic and that this torrent of obscenity will spew from me and then I'll feel much better as I kick his ass to the curb. Sorry, sounds a bit bitchy.

How have you not done that already?

I have come to the conclusion that my husband and I are essentially roommates who are raising children together. Hopefully something will change soon, either he gets his head out of his ass and realizes that he's destroying our family or he leaves. I'd be happy with the former, but I'm very skeptical about that actually happening.

Why don't you leave?

Quote: Aaron @ August 1 2009, 1:43 PM BST

Why don't you leave?

Wrong. Why don't you boot him out?

I'd choose Walliams. Specifically at the moment he stands up and approaches Jimmy Carr to do something gay with him.

I'd punch punch punch punch punch punch and it would be glorious.

Well, I'd go, but I can't get a job until the rest of my reconstructive surgery is finished (post mastectomy) and if I left, he'd turn my youngest kids against me, cuz that's the kind of guy he is. He genuinely believes that if he continues to be a total bastard I'll get sick of it and just give up and let everything be his way.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 1 2009, 1:49 PM BST

Well, I'd go, but I can't get a job until the rest of my reconstructive surgery is finished (post mastectomy) and if I left, he'd turn my youngest kids against me, cuz that's the kind of guy he is. He genuinely believes that if he continues to be a total bastard I'll get sick of it and just give up and let everything be his way.

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It's bloody crap that in this day and age women are still financially and otherwise restrained to stay in bad relationships. Angry

He sounds like a complete c**t. Do you want me to beat him up for you?

Good luck with your recovery, and I wish you the best :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 1:50 PM BST

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It's bloody crap that in this day and age women are still financially and otherwise restrained to stay in bad relationships. Angry

Yes it is. Right now, he's paying everything and is constantly throwing it in my face. However, a few years back, he was diagnosed with heart trouble, so I was caring for him, a 6 week old baby, our 6 year old son, working 2 jobs, trying to keep our fixer-upper house from collapsing around us and I wasn't allowed to say anything at all. He stinks!

Quote: Leevil @ August 1 2009, 1:52 PM BST

He sounds like a complete c**t. Do you want me to beat him up for you?

Good luck with your recovery, and I wish you the best :)

Thanks, amigo.

Might take you up on that. :)

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 1 2009, 1:22 PM BST

I have come to the conclusion that my husband and I are essentially roommates who are raising children together. Hopefully something will change soon, either he gets his head out of his ass and realizes that he's destroying our family or he leaves. I'd be happy with the former, but I'm very skeptical about that actually happening.

:( Hug

Quote: Griff @ August 1 2009, 9:08 AM BST
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Oh my God I've just noticed something...

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