British Comedy Guide

Best thing in a tin Page 7

Quote: Aaron @ August 1 2009, 11:57 PM BST

What if you don't have a keyring?

Cockring?

I saw a guy at a San Francisco street festival carrying his sunglasses on his nipple ring and his keys on his penis piercing. Sick

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 2 2009, 12:13 AM BST

Yeah because only black people own knives in the UK apparently. Rolling eyes

I thought the black comment had something to do with DaButt assuming the speech patterns of BA Baracus - though I didn't know he came from Peckham: "I ain't gittin' on no plane, you plonker!"

Quote: DaButt @ August 2 2009, 12:17 AM BST

Cockring?

I saw a guy at a San Francisco street festival carrying his sunglasses on his nipple ring and his keys on his penis piercing. Sick

Hate to think where he kept his mobile phone.

Quote: Timbo @ August 2 2009, 12:23 AM BST

I thought the black comment had something to do with DaButt assuming the speech patterns of BA Baracus - though I didn't know he came from Peckham: "I ain't gittin' on no plane, you plonker!"

Going on previous experience I didn't think that was what was being implied, but apologies to Aaron if that was his joke.

Botulism. Uhhm yummy botulism, especially when its got those little bits of pepper in it.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 2 2009, 12:13 AM BST

Yeah because only black people own knives in the UK apparently. Rolling eyes

*avoids black people; including Cilla Black and Jack Black*

Cash

Johnny or Craig?

Quote: DaButt @ August 1 2009, 11:48 PM BST

Ever tasted bear jerky?

A large hairy man in a sauna asked me that once.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 1 2009, 11:16 PM BST

They're vacuum packed to keep their volume at the correct density.

Yes, but what happens when you open the tin? Or are they intended to stay in the tin to prolong their playing life?
:P

Quote: Balf @ August 2 2009, 3:21 AM BST

Johnny or Craig?

Pat

Quote: SlagA @ August 2 2009, 11:48 AM BST

Yes, but what happens when you open the tin? Or are they intended to stay in the tin to prolong their playing life?
:P

They have a re-sealable lid. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 2 2009, 12:13 AM BST

Yeah because only black people own knives in the UK apparently. Rolling eyes

Exactly.

How do you cut your sandwiches Aaron? Do you have a black butler?

People who like herring.

Thos machines have been around since the 40s (as I suspect has some of the food)

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