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Is heaven INT or EXT? Page 2

Yeah, but is heaven EXT or INT?

Quote: Leevil @ July 31 2009, 2:51 PM BST

Yeah, but is heaven EXT or INT?

Oh I see. I'll let you know when the time comes.

Huh?

No need for any poltergeist activity though, please. Just come to me in a dream. Then I'll pass it onto Kevin and he can amend accordingly.

Quote: Leevil @ July 31 2009, 2:59 PM BST

Huh?

No need for any poltergeist activity though, please. Just come to me in a dream. Then I'll pass it onto Kevin and he can amend accordingly.

My deadline for these sketches is next Tuesday. Any chance we can "speed things up" a bit? No pressure.

Laughing out loud

Yes. That won't be a problem.

*prepares a bath of sulphuric acid*

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 31 2009, 2:11 PM BST

I feel like an idiot rookie.

I'll have a look for you.

I'd go for EXT.

Popular belief is that St Peter welcomes people as they approach the Pearly Gates outside the House of God. If permitted, the subject then enters Heaven, which could also be EXT [?]

Maybe the approach to the Pearly Gates is a herring-bone brickweave driveway with ornamental gardens, shrubs in pots, a water feature with a Venus de Milo centrepiece.....er no, wait, that was a place I burgled last week.

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ July 31 2009, 5:25 PM BST

Maybe the approach to the Pearly Gates is a herring-bone brickweave driveway with ornamental gardens, shrubs in pots, a water feature with a Venus de Milo centrepiece.....er no, wait, that was a place I burgled last week.

Bastard. When you PM'd me, "I know where you live." I thought it was an empty threat!

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 31 2009, 2:11 PM BST

now I feel like an idiot rookie.

Welcome to the secret BCG club. I'm president and founder member. ;)

This was very good but did remind me of a famous TV ad to do with a beer?

Quote: SlagA @ July 31 2009, 5:54 PM BST

This was very good but did remind me of a famous TV ad to do with a beer?

Not ringing any bells here, sorry.

Quote: JohnnyD @ July 31 2009, 9:12 AM BST

Nice and concise but I think 'No trainers' in an incongruous situation is a bit old hat. (I hilariously said 'No trainers' to everyone arriving to my ten year old son's party fifteen years ago.)

Interestingly (and in Morace archivist style), try this thread:

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/3993/1

Rub it in, why don't we?

I've just watched the advert in question, after reading that previous thread more thoroughly.

I'd never seen it before. I didn't live in the UK in 2007.

Quote: Morrace @ July 31 2009, 5:43 PM BST

Bastard. When you PM'd me, "I know where you live." I thought it was an empty threat!

The Tammy Wynette and Bobby Crush LPs went well at the car boot.

Alas, a good proportion of your Capodimonte ballerinas got smashed as I blundered through your garden gnomes whilst making good my escape.

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