Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 10:48 PM BSTWhat's that Mother? No, Mother, Jane P's not taking the piss... No, Mother, don't say that... I won't do it, I won't!
Yes, Mother, of course you're right... I'll take care of her tonight...
I don't know - you start compiling pyschological data on people and they always take it the wrong way. Eventually.
I should be OK though because according to my initial findings on Google Profiles TM you're all talk Mr Walker - if indeed that is your real name?
There's only one way you'll ever know, isn't there, Janey dear...?
(And no, the answer to that question is not "Ask Seefacts".)
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 10:41 PM BST"Now I can't stand that McCartney anyway, there's something about him I don't like..."
The freaky veggie fruit-loop thing, I expect.
Quote: Aaron @ July 31 2009, 11:00 PM BSTThe freaky veggie fruit-loop thing, I expect.
I've just asked her for clarification (interrupting her from slagging-off the psychologist on 'Big Brother')...
Apparently, "Sorry, but he just looks like an old woman... And I don't think he's got any personality at all...".
(I don't know either.)
Quote: Aaron @ July 31 2009, 11:00 PM BSTThe freaky veggie fruit-loop thing, I expect.
Is that the new Hawkins proposal for the topography of the universe?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 11:03 PM BSTI've just asked her for clarification (interrupting her from slagging-off the psychologist on 'Big Brother')...
Really?
Quote: zooo @ July 31 2009, 10:37 PM BSTMy mum fancied Paul.
My Mrs fancied Paul and still does!
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 31 2009, 11:05 PM BSTReally?
(You try living with her... 
)
EDIT: Oh God, I've got her started now. She's also variously complaining (without being asked) about him forming 'Wings', writing "stupid" songs like 'Mull Of Kintyre', becoming a recluse and being a vegetarian... Can of worms successfully opened!
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 11:08 PM BST(You try living with her...
Should I believe that?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 11:03 PM BSTI've just asked her for clarification (interrupting her from slagging-off the psychologist on 'Big Brother')...
Apparently, "Sorry, but he just looks like an old woman... And I don't think he's got any personality at all...".
(I don't know either.)
Well as everyone knows he died in the 60s.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 11:08 PM BST(You try living with her...
EDIT: Oh God, I've got her started now. She's also variously complaining (without being asked) about him forming 'Wings', writing "stupid" songs like 'Mull Of Kintyre', becoming a recluse and being a vegetarian... Can of worms successfully opened!
Your mum sounds great, and full of opinions - I think we should set her up with an account on here. She'd love it!
ps I am sorry for the can opening though.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 31 2009, 11:10 PM BST
Pop round and meet her, mate.
Quote: Jane P @ July 31 2009, 11:15 PM BSTps I am sorry for the can opening though.
To be fair, I started it. 
s'OK, she's now moved on to talking about "foetal kidnappings" in the US.
Quote: SlagA @ July 31 2009, 11:04 PM BSTIs that the new Hawkins proposal for the topography of the universe?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 11:27 PM BSTPop round and meet her, mate.
Nope, still not sure. Isn't that how Moonstone went missing? He just 'popped round' to see you too. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 11:27 PM BSTs'OK, she's now moved on to talking about "foetal kidnappings" in the US.
Oh My God yes - I was going on about that today - couldn't believe it!! Why can't they just pinch one that's ready made in a pram?- how do they know how to perform a medical procedure like that? etc...
Actually this conversation with your mum would be a lot easier if you could just give me her number?