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I don't geddit

Quote: Nil Putters @ September 19 2011, 3:51 PM BST

Another one from the radio station.

Q. How much does a scouser pay for their shampoo?

A. Pantene

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Works better as a cockney surely?

(Pound ten)

Ah.

Quote: Tony Cowards @ September 19 2011, 4:03 PM BST

Works better as a cockney surely?

(Pound ten)

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Yes, that's what I should've put. I was just editing it.

How to f**k up a good joke, by Nil Putters.

Now, if you could all delete your comments and laugh hysterically, that would be lovely.

Got sent this from a mate today,

Made me laugh:

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember !!