Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 31 2009, 1:49 AM BSTOr to avoid seefact's eyes that were being rolled at you. Sort of ocular cricket.
I think I was far too busy getting nowhere with our German member to notice.
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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 1:52 AM BSTI think I was far too busy getting nowhere with our German member to notice.
I wandered where the main prop from my pitch for
"They saved Hitler's cock,"
Got to.
A potential follow-up to Dad's Army, right?
(AND THE THEME TUNE GOES...)
We know his ball's in the Albert Hall
And Goerring's in the dock
But Christ-all-bleedin'-mighty where the hell is Hitler's cock?
Some say the Ruskies got it
Some claim that it got burned
But we're on the trail of Adolf's prick and no stone's left unturned.
A bunch of de-mobbed Tommies
Marching through the Hinterland
We won't rest 'til Hitler's winky is safely in our hands!
Very well done Tim. 
Cheers, I'm having a productive night (on here at least, not with real writing).
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 2:02 AM BSTA potential follow-up to Dad's Army, right?
I'd like to see a kiddy version of Dad's Army, with children instead of old men. It could be set in Germany, and revolve around the lovable whimsical adventures of the Hitler Youth.
"Your name vill also go on the list. Vot is it?" *
"Don't tell him, Pope! "
* I know, it should be a British accent.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 2:02 AM BSTA potential follow-up to Dad's Army, right?
(AND THE THEME TUNE GOES...)
We know his ball's in the Albert Hall
And Goerring's in the dock
But Christ-all-bleedin'-mighty where the hell is Hitler's cock?Some say the Ruskies got it
Some claim that it got burned
But we're on the trail of Adolf's prick and no stone's left unturned.A bunch of de-mobbed Tommies
Marching through the Hinterland
We won't rest 'til Hitler's winky is safely in our hands!
Very good indeed deserves life beyond these forums.
Mine was more of a B Movie horror script.
"One ball, one eye, one will, all evil!"
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 31 2009, 2:02 AM BSTA potential follow-up to Dad's Army, right?
(AND THE THEME TUNE GOES...)
We know his ball's in the Albert Hall
And Goerring's in the dock
But Christ-all-bleedin'-mighty where the hell is Hitler's cock?Some say the Ruskies got it
Some claim that it got burned
But we're on the trail of Adolf's prick and no stone's left unturned.A bunch of de-mobbed Tommies
Marching through the Hinterland
We won't rest 'til Hitler's winky is safely in our hands!
And good luck Mr Seefacts, don't let the bastards grind you down.
Quote: Marc P @ July 31 2009, 9:18 AM BSTdon't let the bastards grind you down.
Yes, we'll just have to find someone new to grind down now.
So, Seefacts and Tim Walker are/were gay lovers. Who'da thunk it?
I'll try not to even now that I know. 
Quote: Aaron @ July 31 2009, 10:35 AM BSTSo, Seefacts and Tim Walker are/were gay lovers. Who'da thunk it?
Heterosexual lovers, thank you very much! 
So who wore the dress...?
We both did. It was a relationship of equals.
*shudder*
If you're leaving shut the door!