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Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 29 2009, 9:51 PM BST

This is a weird thread.

Can somebody calm Stooty down again, he is on the bottom of the stairs with his hands over his ears (eyes) shaking again..

'Mummy, Daddy stop it!'

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:38 PM BST

I don't think it's normal to psyco analise a joke, it's of the moment or isn't. Get real

I wasn't psychoanalysing the joke. I was trying to establish whether it was rooted in a basic truth. The UK's attitude to foreigners has changed a lot, as far as I can tell, in the last ten years, and I'm just trying to establish whether your terribly weak joke had any grounding in actuality.

Tell me an American racist joke, and I can tell you immediately whether it's offensive or not.

Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 9:49 PM BST

Google at the fingertips... :)

Amongst other sources I read the Daily Mail website and the Sun one they're a bit dispiriting.

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:49 PM BST

I was hoping to have a pop at some fat adulterous tart.

Leave my Mrs out of it, Sooty!!

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:52 PM BST

but their grandchildren will be forced to be muslim.

That's patently balls I'm afraid, and is the kind of thing that scares people and whips up moronic hatred.

Both sides of this argument are correct to an extent here, there are illegal immigrants that do shack up with single mothers and sit on their arses all day (ie my next door neighbour) but pretty much all legal immigrants in this country provide much needed skills and labour. Sure, their beliefs may be a bit weird, but as long as they don't force what they believe on others or demand to be treated differently because of it (and the same would apply to any British resident) then there isn't really a problem. There are always lazy, selfish people, and no, they aren't all illegal immigrant muslims despite the media wanting you to believe so.

Why is it, I wonder, that the most shite jokes always cause the most heated arguments?

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:52 PM BST

In a hundred years this country will be islam and their grandchildren will be forced to be muslim.

In the event of blind hysteria, please press this button.

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Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:52 PM BST

yes it was a joke that turned posters against me on here. You should all visit ummah.com and see just how they hate us, (you have to register to view 'current events') absolutely hate with a hatred I can't comprehend. They have no intention of integrating and are promoting the burka as a protest/statement/stand against the white indigenous and most are agreeing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!In a hundred years this country will be islam and the indigenous that keep speaking up for them are naive, but their grandchildren will be forced to be muslim. Yes it was a joke and I'm horrified at the response but also at the naivete of the indigenous of the UK

Of course there are some nutjobs. But you're judging ALL immigrants by that small percentage?
It's just silly. and I don't believe you don't really know that already.

That whole 'in a hundred years this whole country will be Islamic' rubbish is starting to get really boring too. It's all very David Icke/conspiracy theory, but to the extreeeeeeme.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 29 2009, 9:56 PM BST

That's patently balls I'm afraid, and is the kind of thing that scares people and whips up moronic hatred.

Why did the Goverment tell us that by (don't quote me on the date :) ) 2030 there will be more Muslims in the uk than British?

If our society is 2.4 children and they are having 6 kids to a family, it's basic math.

Carol Vorderman not needed my friend.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:52 PM BST

yes it was a joke that turned posters against me on here. You should all visit ummah.com and see just how they hate us, (you have to register to view 'current events') absolutely hate with a hatred I can't comprehend. They have no intention of integrating and are promoting the burka as a protest/statement/stand against the white indigenous and most are agreeing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!In a hundred years this country will be islam and the indigenous that keep speaking up for them are naive, but their grandchildren will be forced to be muslim. Yes it was a joke and I'm horrified at the response but also at the naivete of the indigenous of the UK

I was trying to think of a reasonable response to this comment but decided to show a picture of an enormous sandwich instead.

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But I might suggest you meet some Muslims Bush, why not call your local mosque and ask if you can visit?

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 29 2009, 9:56 PM BST

That's patently balls I'm afraid, and is the kind of thing that scares people and whips up moronic hatred.

you're naive Stott, read ummah.com.
When they are a 51% peoples in the UK we have 'had' it and it will come, why do you assume it won't, Sri lanka was never islam, it started with about 50 people in mecca

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2009, 9:58 PM BST

It's all very David Icke/conspiracy theory, but to the extreeeeeeme.

I like David Icke, he's mental in a nice, interesting way. :)

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 29 2009, 9:58 PM BST

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Laughing out loud

Quote: Morrace @ July 29 2009, 9:55 PM BST

Leave my Mrs out of it, Sooty!!

I am your Mrs you drunken donkey molester!

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:58 PM BST

you're naive Stott, read ummah.com.
When they are a 51% peoples in the UK we have 'had' it and it will come, why do you assume it won't, Sri lanka was never islam, it started with about 50 people in mecca

Bush you are aware that not every Muslim in the whole of the UK uses that site?

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