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nothing to do with a mullah recently saying it was the duty of all muslims to claim benefits, of course

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:39 PM BST

Car allowances are a bit of a myth. Assuming some one is given permission to live here and are entitled to disability living allowance they may I suppose spend it on a car. But that's a pretty small minority and it would certainly apply to UK Citizens.

Let's open this one up then?

Did you know they have brought in the Islamic law in the uk?

The first court is being built in London?

Do you agree with that?

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:41 PM BST

besides, I didn't say 'illegal'

You're refering to the 7,500 consultants who are going to be joining the NHS in the next year?

You do realise if you decided to retire to a nice farmhouse in the south of France, you'd be an immigrant, right..?

Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 9:43 PM BST

Let's open this one up then?

Did you know they have brought in the Islamic law in the uk?

The first court is being built in London?

Do you agree with that?

Actually it's not a court it's an arbitation system for property disputes etc which both parties have to agree to being part of and can reject the findings of afterwards. There are illegal Sharia courts that the police are working to close down.

So if you were hoping to stone some one to death on a Saturday you're going to be disapointed.

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2009, 9:45 PM BST

You do realise if you decided to retire to a nice farmhouse in the south of France, you'd be an immigrant, right..?

Imperial opressor surely?

I don't really understand where you're coming from on this Bushbaby.

You keep saying it's just a joke, and if I believed it was then fine. But it seems to be a belief you hold too. Which isn't really quite as fine.

It's all about context (to me).

But, don't mind that. Carry on, it's your thread.

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:45 PM BST

Actually it's not a court it's an arbitation system for property disputes etc which both parties have to agree to being part of and can reject the findings of afterwards. There are illegal Sharia courts that the police are working to close down.

So if you were hoping to stone some one to death on a Saturday you're going to be disapointed.

Imperial opressor surely?

You're a knowledgable bastard Sooty. Laughing out loud Facts! That's what we need here.

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:45 PM BST

Actually it's not a court it's an arbitation system for property disputes etc which both parties have to agree to being part of and can reject the findings of afterwards. There are illegal Sharia courts that the police are working to close down.

So if you were hoping to stone some one to death on a Saturday you're going to be disapointed.

Imperial opressor surely?

Ha- They have thee Islamic law in our country, it is to deal with marital law amongst Muslims.

Am I mad, or are we using our identity, or is it just me?

Oh it's alright, they only believe 'Death to all infidels' don't they..

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 29 2009, 9:47 PM BST

You're a knowledgable bastard Sooty. Laughing out loud Facts! That's what we need here.

I work round the corner from Abu Hamza's mosque I was hoping to have a pop at some fat adulterous tart. I was well disapointed.

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 29 2009, 9:47 PM BST

You're a knowledgable bastard Sooty. Laughing out loud Facts! That's what we need here.

Google at the fingertips... :)

Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 9:49 PM BST

Google at the fingertips... :)

Rather than the Sun and Daily Mail websites...

This is a weird thread.

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2009, 9:49 PM BST

Rather than the Sun and Daily Mail websites...

:D

The goverment tell us FUCK all!!!

There is alot we do not know about.

Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 9:48 PM BST

Ha- They have thee Islamic law in our country, it is to deal with marital law amongst Muslims.

Am I mad, or are we using our identity, or is it just me?

Oh it's alright, they only believe 'Death to all infidels' don't they..

Actually the figure is 87 the police do have a serious problem that these courts in some cases are only supposed to be doing arbitration. e.g. negotiating around property including with regards to divorce. But they take powers on to themselves which aren't legal. A major job of our courts is protecting people from their own stupidity.

Like all kinds of people there all kinds of Muslims some are more conservative and insular than others.

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2009, 9:46 PM BST

I don't really understand where you're coming from on this Bushbaby.

You keep saying it's just a joke, and if I believed it was then fine. But it seems to be a belief you hold too. Which isn't really quite as fine.

It's all about context (to me).

yes it was a joke that turned posters against me on here. You should all visit ummah.com and see just how they hate us, [you have to register to view 'current events'] absolutely hate with a hatred I can't comprehend. They have no intention of integrating and are promoting the burka as a protest/statement/stand against the white indigenous and most are agreeing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!In a hundred years this country will be islam and the indigenous that keep speaking up for them are naive, but their grandchildren will be forced to be muslim. Yes it was a joke and I'm horrified at the response but also at the naivete of the indigenous of the UK

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