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Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:20 PM BST

Kinky...again!

And they'd be sneaking into bloodbanks trying to plug them selves into the other donors.

Vampires eh bunch of bloody sucking, immortal c**ts one and all.

And scratty the vampire slayer, who'll slay them but they need 20p for a cup of tea first.

Or, 'Rapey the Vampire Slayer'

Doesn't know which task at hand to accomplish first.

Oh no, and now we're back to square one...

Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 9:20 PM BST

No, but it is when these people rape women on the tube, and when asked why, they say because they want to go to prison, to learn to speak english and be watered and fed and learn skils.

True story.

That was one solitary nutcase. You can't judge a whole demographic on that basis, or we'd have to shoot all school care takers cos of Ian Huntley.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:20 PM BST

you don't think we complain???????????
Of course it's the government but I still get angry when the tax on my poorly paid pension goes to support people that come here to take the piss and advantage

Actually it's my tax paying your pension. I say we swop pensioners for immigrants they don't take ages talking to counter staff in shops and in my view look and smell nicer.

anyway. I'm outta here, glad you all love immigrants/asylem seekers, as opposed to the indigenous that made and finance this once great country, the immigrants do make this country what it is...........<tongue in cheek>

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:17 PM BST


joking about the unspeakable.

Sootyj walks into a bar with jumper cables. The barman says, "You can come in, Sootyj - but don't start anything!"

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:20 PM BST

you don't think we complain???????????
Of course it's the government but I still get angry when the tax on my poorly paid pension goes to support people that come here to take the piss and advantage

But my point is that you would do exactly the same thing if you were offered a better life. You'd take every single penny that was up for grabs. Every penny. That's all they're doing. Obviously you get a small minority of piss-takers - that's just humans for you - but the majority of immigrants are only doing precisely what you or I would given the same circumstances.

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:23 PM BST

That was one solitary nutcase. You can't judge a whole demographic on that basis, or we'd have to shoot all school care takers cos of Ian Huntley.

Actually it's my tax paying your pension. I say we swop pensioners for immigrants they don't take ages talking to counter staff in shops and in my view look and smell nicer.

say that in a few years when you are one

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:22 PM BST

That was one solitary nutcase. You can't judge a whole demographic on that basis, or we'd have to shoot all school care takers cos of Ian Huntley.

Ian Huntley was a caretaker?

I thought he had an ice cream van?

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:24 PM BST

anyway. I'm outta here, glad you all love immigrants/asylem seekers, as opposed to the indigenous that made and finance this once great country, the immigrants do make this country what it is...........<tongue in cheek>

You're referring to the massive number of Commonwealth troops who fought in World War 2? Or the ones who came over in the 1940s/50s at the governments request to try and rebuild it.

If there were legions of out of work nurses/social workers/doctors/agricultural workers etc etc etc as oposed to doing naff all you might have a point.

Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 9:25 PM BST

Ian Huntley was a caretaker?

I thought he had an ice cream van?

No that was Fred West, albeit both were experts at "toppings"

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 9:24 PM BST

say that in a few years when you are one

By the time I get to retire there won't be any pensioners. It'll be work till your 70 or Soylent Green.

It's funny how we Brits always need someone to hate isn't it? The blacks and asians must be breathing a huge sigh of relief now the Polish and Bosnians are here.

Quote: Morrace @ July 29 2009, 9:24 PM BST

Sootyj walks into a bar with jumper cables. The barman says, "You can come in, Sootyj - but don't start anything!"

Morrace walks into a bar holding a fresh dog poo.

The barman says
"You can't come in your mates steaming."

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:27 PM BST

You're referring to the massive number of Commonwealth troops who fought in World War 2? Or the ones who came over in the 1940s/50s at the governments request to try and rebuild it.

If there were legions of out of work nurses/social workers/doctors/agricultural workers etc etc etc as oposed to doing naff all you might have a point.

No that was Fred West, albeit both were experts at "toppings"

Woow woow woow...steady now.

These are the same troops who when on the front, walked around with bandages on their hands?

and why, because they would stand in the trenches and put their hands up high, and the germans would shoot there hands, they would have to wear bandages over their wounds, and would not be allowed to fight no longer?

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 29 2009, 9:29 PM BST

It's funny how we Brits always need someone to hate isn't it? The blacks and asians must be breathing a huge sigh of relief now the Polish and Bosnians are here.

I thought people liked the Poles?

Yep, you're right. Can't trust foreigns.

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 9:28 PM BST

It'll be work till your 70 or Soylent Green.

"We'll recycle OAPs for school dinners."

Vote for The Soylent Green Party!

Quote: Scottidog @ July 29 2009, 9:30 PM BST

Woow woow woow...steady now.

These are the same troops who when on the front, walked around with bandages on their hands?

and why, because they would stand in the trenches and put their hands up high, and the germans would shoot there hands, they would have to wear bandages over their wounds, and would not be allowed to fight no longer?

What all of them? There were 100,000s who fought for Empire in World War 2.

Many of the Battle of Britain aces were Czecks and Poles.

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