Racist joke thread Page 25

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 8:37 PM BST

a survey has been carried out asking immigrants/asylem seekers would they be happy if Britain changed to the euro. 99% said no, they were happy with the giro

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You didn't say anything, but the assumption is if you put something in critique it's your own work. And you complain about others disrepecting UK law?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 30 2009, 1:39 AM BST

One day someone dressed like an utter c**t, speaking incomprehensible garbage will laugh at you for using words like 'sick' and 'dark' and 'crisp'. They'll piss their sides that you found Peep Show and The Simpsons funny, that you wore jeans and trainers and earings in your ears. They'll especially laugh at the fact that you had your first f**k so late at age 15.

They'll also tell you that it's great and meaningful that all of the cultural reference points that you grew up with have been swept away by stuff that they like. They'll tell you that it's great that the late night Turkish deli you used to buy your cornflakes in has been replaced by an arse-painting boutique and your favourite Indian Restaurant is now an identity-microchip pressing plant and mobile sod farm.

These future pricks will revel in your discomfort and confusion, laugh at your well-meaning but 'meta-texually racist' ideas of multiculturalism and notions of equality, religious tolerance, sexual preference etc. All the things you grew up to believe were constants but are actually as long lasting as a hard-on.

Bushbaby is an elderly lady, for any who don't know. The UK has changed a lot over the course of her life - before most of us were born. Sometimes you catch glimpses of how it was. Your reality will be changed by other people as you get older just as hers as been.

You won't like it either.

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True, what ever happened to the pure beauty of the world of Logan's Run?

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 30 2009, 1:39 AM BST

They'll also tell you that it's great and meaningful that all of the cultural reference points that you grew up with have been swept away by stuff that they like.

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This is about BBC Three, right?

anyway here's another non-mine joke...

it's politically incorrect to say 'spend a penny' now...it's euronating from now on

Quote: Badge @ July 30 2009, 1:39 AM BST

Bloody immigrant.

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Quote: Badge @ July 30 2009, 1:43 AM BST

This is about BBC Three, right?

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Quote: DaButt @ July 30 2009, 1:37 AM BST

Racism in any form is bad. But so is extremism and the fact that nearly half of UK Muslims support enacting sharia law and religious jihad, death for apostates, etc. is cause for concern. It's not worth panicking over just yet, but sweeping it under the PC rug won't make the problem go away. In the U.S. we're facing a similar inundation of Hispanic immigrants, but luckily they share our religion and make tasty burritos.

The British expat at my local pub started on about Muslims last night. I guess it's a touchy subject.

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Sharia law is a little more complex than that. For example they don't believe in userous money lending, so the Sharia version of insurance or loans means both parties sharing in the company. I'd go for that the next time I buy insurance. There's more than one interpratation of Sharia law in the same way Fred Phelpps doesn't speak for all Christians.

N.B. that survey found UK muslims are way more patriotic than UK Christians.

Bloody Christians you really can't trust them. Gordon Brown, Tony Blair, David Cameron all Christians nuff said.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 30 2009, 1:44 AM BST

anyway here's another non-joke of mine...

it's politically incorrect to say 'spend a penny' now...it's euronating from now on

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That's quite funny.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 30 2009, 1:44 AM BST

anyway here's another non-joke of mine...

it's politically incorrect to say 'spend a penny' now...it's euronating from now on

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That's a nice, sweet satirical joke, which couldn't be offensive to anyone except a rabid Europhile.

Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2009, 1:42 AM BST

You didn't say anything, but the assumption is if you put something in critique it's your own work. And you complain about others disrepecting UK law?

True, what ever happened to the pure beauty of the world of Logan's Run?

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Sooty, in my mind our palm flowers are still yellow...

Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 30 2009, 1:39 AM BST

One day someone dressed like an utter c**t, speaking incomprehensible garbage will laugh at you for using words like 'sick' and 'dark' and 'crisp'. They'll piss their sides that you found Peep Show and The Simpsons funny, that you wore jeans and trainers and earings in your ears. They'll especially laugh at the fact that you had your first f**k so late at age 15.

They'll also tell you that it's great and meaningful that all of the cultural reference points that you grew up with have been swept away by stuff that they like. They'll tell you that it's great that the late night Turkish deli you used to buy your cornflakes in has been replaced by an arse-painting boutique and your favourite Indian Restaurant is now an identity-microchip pressing plant and mobile sod farm.

These future pricks will revel in your discomfort and confusion, laugh at your well-meaning but 'meta-texually racist' ideas of multiculturalism and notions of equality, religious tolerance, sexual preference etc. All the things you grew up to believe were constants but are actually as long lasting as a hard-on.

Bushbaby is an elderly lady, for any who don't know. The UK has changed a lot over the course of her life - before most of us were born. Sometimes you catch glimpses of how it was. Your reality will be changed by other people as you get older just as hers as been.

You won't like it either.

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I take on board the important point you make, GT. One of the problems (as ever) with a debate taking place about an emotive issue - on an internet forum - is that people don't contextualise either what they are saying or with whom they are saying these things to, when compared with a face-to-face conversation. It's all too easy to get carried away, all to easy to post a reply. All too easy to see just a person's words and not their intentions or perspective.

I find people who really love; Belgium, France and Spain a pain in the bum.
I think I've got Euro-piles.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:52 AM BST

I take on board the important point you make, GT. One of the problems (as ever) with a debate taking place about an emotive issue - on an internet forum - is that people don't contextualise either what they are saying or with whom they are saying these things to, when compared with a face-to-face conversation. It's all too easy to get carried away, all to easy to post a reply. All too easy to see just a person's words and not their intentions or perspective.

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I think I'm more obnoxious face to face.

Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2009, 1:58 AM BST

I think I'm more obnoxious face to face.

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You're not too bad for a saucepan lid.

Why are dollars green?
Because the Jews pick them before they're ripe.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 1:52 AM BST

I take on board the important point you make, GT. One of the problems (as ever) with a debate taking place about an emotive issue - on an internet forum - is that people don't contextualise either what they are saying or with whom they are saying these things to, when compared with a face-to-face conversation. It's all too easy to get carried away, all to easy to post a reply. All too easy to see just a person's words and not their intentions or perspective.

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Especially when debate around this issue is always toenail deep. Nobody's wrong really - people's experiences are real to them. it's all High Windows anyway.

Now, SlagA, Paul W...

You see what happens when you turn your back for a minute?

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 10:07 PM BST

F**king hell, 125 posts.

Let me guess what happened...

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125 posts before Hitler gets a mensh. That's against all known laws of the internet.

I'm outa here.

I can't believe I haven't caught this sooner but it seems to have taken wind rather quickly, this is a bit too edgy to start a thread on racist jokes.

And it's already made a huge debate about what's right and wrong which this forum isn't about, you submit material, you say yay or nay and go about your merry way.

I am therefore closing this thread.

Thread moved to a more appropriate forum.

I've tried not to say anything on this thread, but...

Quote: Griff @ July 30 2009, 12:03 AM BST

Whenever I do a curry coloured menace it usually wakes everyone up.

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Funniest BCG post ever.