Quote: Nil Putters @ July 30 2009, 12:45 AM BSTHello.
Hi. 
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Out of interest, is there perhaps any way to request that the name of this thread be changed by one of the moderators? It's just we don't (bb included, I'm sure) want it to look like an open invite encouraging people to post racist jokes? 
Quote: Leevil @ July 30 2009, 12:59 AM BSTHi.
I might plant some rhubarb in here, I think it would do well.
Do I have to think of a custard/cum joke, now?
Quote: Leevil @ July 30 2009, 12:59 AM BSTHi.
Didn't see you in here, sorry.
Quote: Leevil @ July 30 2009, 1:05 AM BSTDo I have to think of a custard/cum joke, now?
If you like.
*notes never to have spotted dick and custard at Leevil's*
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 30 2009, 1:01 AM BSTI might plant some rhubarb in here, I think it would do well.
Don't tell me - it's long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and goes in tarts?
Quote: Leevil @ July 30 2009, 1:05 AM BSTDo I have to think of a custard/cum joke, now?
Surely that's a rhetorical question in your case?
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 30 2009, 1:06 AM BSTIf you like.
*notes never to have spotted dick and custard at Leevil's*
No, I'm Catholic and it'll spread like wild fire.
Quote: Badge @ July 30 2009, 1:06 AM BSTDon't tell me - it's long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts and goes in tarts?
Hahaha, never heard that in my life!
Quote: bushbaby @ July 30 2009, 12:27 AM BSTno it's not original, it came in an email today and it made me laugh so much but that's me, as I said further up, it has been argued many times on here that comedy can be about any subject, even paedophilia so I didn't think a racist joke would cause such a stir. It's not as if I've submitted it to the Tv or the likes, I know it would not stand a chance, it's just humour, that's all, IMO that is
Passing off stuff written by someone else as your own in critique is against site rules I believe and atleast one user has been banned in the past.
And it was less offensive then your song for the BNP, which really was a bit off colour.
Quote: Griff @ July 30 2009, 12:27 AM BSTFor all YOU know, tonight could have been THE ONE NIGHT where I was ASKED to come up with a VERY IMPORTANT JOKE for THE PRIME MINISTER and now I've gone and emailed him the one about the IMMIGRANTS and the GIROS.
You write gags for Gordon Frown? You truly are a monster.
Racism in any form is bad. But so is extremism and the fact that nearly half of UK Muslims support enacting sharia law and religious jihad, death for apostates, etc. is cause for concern. It's not worth panicking over just yet, but sweeping it under the PC rug won't make the problem go away. In the U.S. we're facing a similar inundation of Hispanic immigrants, but luckily they share our religion and make tasty burritos. 
The British expat at my local pub started on about Muslims last night. I guess it's a touchy subject.
Quote: DaButt @ July 30 2009, 1:37 AM BSTThe British expat at my local pub started on about Muslims last night. I guess it's a touchy subject.
Bloody immigrant.
Quote: Badge @ July 30 2009, 12:23 AM BST...I don't know if bushbaby is a racist, but I've seen enough on this thread and others for me to form an opinion that she is a racist. I only wish I had a choice about whether my taxes went to the support of racists, but that's one price of living in this lovely country...
One day someone dressed like an utter c**t, speaking incomprehensible garbage will laugh at you for using words like 'sick' and 'dark' and 'crisp'. They'll piss their sides that you found Peep Show and The Simpsons funny, that you wore jeans and trainers and earings in your ears. They'll especially laugh at the fact that you had your first f**k so late at age 15.
They'll also tell you that it's great and meaningful that all of the cultural reference points that you grew up with have been swept away by stuff that they like. They'll tell you that it's great that the late night Turkish deli you used to buy your cornflakes in has been replaced by an arse-painting boutique and your favourite Indian Restaurant is now an identity-microchip pressing plant and mobile sod farm.
These future pricks will revel in your discomfort and confusion, laugh at your well-meaning but 'meta-texually racist' ideas of multiculturalism and notions of equality, religious tolerance, sexual preference etc. All the things you grew up to believe were constants but are actually as long lasting as a hard-on.
Bushbaby is an elderly lady, for any who don't know. The UK has changed a lot over the course of her life - before most of us were born. Sometimes you catch glimpses of how it was. Your reality will be changed by other people as you get older just as hers as been.
You won't like it either.
Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2009, 1:20 AM BSTPassing off stuff written by someone else as your own in critique is against site rules I believe and atleast one user has been banned in the past.
And it was less offensive then your song for the BNP, which really was a bit off colour.
You write gags for Gordon Frown? You truly are a monster.
jesus wept, I didn't say it was my joke I said it's a joke