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Quote: Nil Putters @ July 30 2009, 12:36 AM BST

:) But nicer.

True. Lovey

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 30 2009, 12:40 AM BST

True. Lovey

I thought you were going to bed

Quote: bushbaby @ July 30 2009, 12:39 AM BST

yea like when Jesus fed 5000 with 5 fish hahahahaha, I see

They were big fish, the Birdseye Chip Shop Jumbo Battered ones. Mmmm.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 30 2009, 12:41 AM BST

I thought you were going to bed

Saucy!

anyway I'm off now to cause more trouble on facebook

Quote: bushbaby @ July 30 2009, 12:42 AM BST

anyway I'm off now to cause more trouble on facebook

:D

So Linford Christie walks into a bar in the East End and the barman says we don't serve racists here.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 30 2009, 12:42 AM BST

anyway I'm off now to cause more trouble on facebook

Have you tried Blackfacebook? It'd really annoy you :D

Woah! 23 pages! Is it worth reading through? Probably not Pleased

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 12:06 AM BST

You base your arugments about what (you worry) could happen here, with increasing numbers of Muslims, on your perception of Muslims who live in non-democratic countries. There are millions upon millions of Muslims living peacefully within nice liberal secular countries, who themselves have no desire for an Islamic state/world government.

To be fair democracy is no bar to extremism, in fact it is usually how extremists gain power. And there are a few secular muslim states where the governments are in danger of being toppled by religious extremists.

Unfortunately muslim extremists do not exist in a vacuum in this country, any more than the IRA did. Extremism though is a continuum, and once you begin labelling everyone on that continuum as being all the same, you drive a wedge between yourselves and them, and force the more moderate elements to identify themselves with the most extreme. Ultimately muslim extremism can only be tackled by the muslims themselves, and there is a lot to be said for giving the extremists a platform to condemn themselves out of their own mouths. In Pakistan a turning point was when television channels showed mobile phone footage of a teenage girl being held down and flogged by the Taliban. Let people see for themselves what the extremists stand for before the battle lines are drawn. The more hits Ummah.com gets the better.

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 30 2009, 12:43 AM BST

Have you tried Blackfacebook? It'd really annoy you :D

And Faithbook.

Quote: Leevil @ July 30 2009, 12:44 AM BST

Woah! 23 pages! Is it worth reading through? Probably not Pleased

Hello. Wave

Quote: Marc P @ July 30 2009, 12:43 AM BST

So Linford Christie walks into a bar in the East End and the barman says we don't serve racists here.

Hah - one of the most balanced athletes of all time - a chip on both shoulders

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 30 2009, 12:46 AM BST

Hah - one of the most balanced athletes of all time - a chip on both shoulders

And half way through the marathon he doesn't have to stop for a sandwich!

Quote: Lee Henman @ July 30 2009, 12:43 AM BST

Have you tried Blackfacebook? It'd really annoy you :D

:D :D :D do I really have to keep saying...I have a coal black brother-in-law...yea, 'coal black' is racist but he finds it funny and calls me a white honky

Quote: Timbo @ July 30 2009, 12:44 AM BST

The more hits Ummah.com gets the better.

But if they start tracing their traffic back to here then we're going to have to step up security for Aaron. Perhaps we could buy zooo some sort of weapon?

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 30 2009, 12:50 AM BST

But if they start tracing their traffic back to here then we're going to have to step up security for Aaron. Perhaps we could buy zooo some sort of weapon?

look, just stock up on bags of stones

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