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Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 11:39 PM BST

great photo, that's what London looks like now

Yeah, unlike the good old days when it was built by erm, Romans...

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 11:33 PM BST

I am a lapsed Christian and now atheist but I was struggling with life and was considering becoming a muslim and that's why I joined Ummah.com.
I was horrified with the posts on there, and no sootjy it's not a small section, there are thousands of members on it, world wide.

World wide? So are we talking a handful maybe a few 100 in the UK?

I do actually feel more than a little sorry for you. Yes there are fundamentalists and Muslims who won't integrate and in some ways that is a concern.

But there are 1000s who are happy to be part of UK society, according to recent polls of the Islamic community they're often more patriotic than many native born Brits.

I wish you met some of the people I've worked with and lived with. There's 1.6 million Muslims in the UK they're a vital and often positive part of our community.

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 11:36 PM BST
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Good search work. If they were inflatable it would give him more space to hide the explosives so then he'd blast bushbaby through the roof of the community centre.

Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2009, 11:40 PM BST

World wide? So are we talking a handful maybe a few 100 in the UK?

I do actually feel more than a little sorry for you. Yes there are fundamentalists and Muslims who won't integrate and in some ways that is a concern.

But there are 1000s who are happy to be part of UK society, according to recent polls of the Islamic community they're often more patriotic than many native born Brits.

I wish you met some of the people I've worked with and lived with. There's 1.6 million Muslims in the UK they're a vital and often positive part of our community.

I think that's 4 million

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 11:42 PM BST

I think that's 4 million

That would make the few hundred nutters on your website even more paltry.

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2009, 11:40 PM BST

Yeah, unlike the good old days when it was built by erm, Romans...

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Quote: The Giggle-o @ July 29 2009, 11:40 PM BST

Good search work. If they were inflatable it would give him more space to hide the explosives so then he'd blast bushbaby through the roof of the community centre.

blast away and be left with a muslim nation, that's what I don't understand, british sticking up for muslims, they won't speak up for you, trust me

Hey, has anyone heard this one before:
'a survey has been carried out asking immigrants/asylem seekers would they be happy if Britain changed to the euro. 99% said no, they were happy with the giro'
Don't mind me, just reminding us all how it started out.

has Aaron had a heart attack yet?

If only she'd said scousers. This could all have been avoided...

;)

By Sharia Law Hale & Pace to be renamed Halal & Pace before being stoned to death.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 11:46 PM BST

has Aaron had a heart attack yet?

If he does it'll be about people spelling 'asylum' wrong.

According to the Times it's 2.400.000 so we were both wrong.

Quote: bushbaby @ July 29 2009, 11:44 PM BST

blast away and be left with a muslim nation, that's what I don't understand, british sticking up for muslims, they won't speak up for you, trust me

Oh, I was only messing about Bushbaby. I didn't mean it maliciously. I have my own concerns about how things are as it is. Shame things couldn't have just been left at 'didn't really find this joke funny'. :)

Quote: The Giggle-o @ July 29 2009, 11:45 PM BST

Hey, has anyone heard this one before:
'a survey has been carried out asking immigrants/asylem seekers would they be happy if Britain changed to the euro. 99% said no, they were happy with the giro'
Don't mind me, just reminding us all how it started out.

yes and someone switched immigrant for muslim when it could be referring to
|Chinese
Vietnamese
japanese
Australian
Iraqis
Roumanian
german
Polish
anyone else?

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