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How about we declare holy war on www.ummah.com?

Islamic fundmentalists vs A timid bunch of British sitcom fans?

Who've f**king Chortle ever declared jihad on, eh?

Er, Tim, you know, I'm not so sure about this, why can't we all get along...

*goes back and cowardly deletes all his posts*

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 11:01 PM BST

Bloody hell we've converged on a point-singularity of Islam and paedos in a single post. I think Aaron's server might explode.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 11:07 PM BST

Er, Tim, you know, I'm not so sure about this, why can't we all get along...

*goes back and cowardly deletes all his posts*

Hey, Griff, it's just a bunch of Islamic extremists, we're not talking about taking on Susan Nickson here!

Quote: Griff @ July 29 2009, 11:01 PM BST

Bloody hell we've converged on a point-singularity of Islam and paedos in a single post. I think Aaron's server might explode.

Well. Muhammad married a six/seven year-old. It's not that big of a stretch.

So anyway...there was this paki, a jew, and a nig nog...

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 29 2009, 11:09 PM BST

Well. Muhammad married a six/seven year-old. It's not that big of a stretch.

resists... "stretch"... joke...

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 29 2009, 11:09 PM BST

Well. Muhammad married a six/seven year-old.

What? That bloke who lives down the end of my road? I'm going to have a word with him. Angry

... and you knock it down.

I know. I can't help myself.

Why do muslims think we're all Kaffir lime leaves?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 29 2009, 11:09 PM BST

Well. Muhammad married a six/seven year-old. It's not that big of a stretch.

you could get slaughtered for insulting the prophet!!!

Why didn't James Caan invest in the Christians invention? Because there was no prophet

How often/long do you spend reading this Umami forum?

Quote: zooo @ July 29 2009, 11:18 PM BST

How often/long do you spend reading this Umami forum?

daily, it gives a true insight as to who/what they really are

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