Quote: Mikey Jackson @ July 29 2009, 8:00 PM BSTI write every day.
The duration varies per day, often locking myself away for hours. The other day, the missus thought I was a burglar, as she hadn't seen me for ages.
The burglar on the other hand has been getting his end away with great regularity.
I wonder why she had a big smile on her face.
Quote: Mikey Jackson @ July 29 2009, 11:17 PM BST
I wonder why she had a big smile on her face.
Mikey you are teeing me up here but I have to resist!
hah, go on. Say it. I don't care any more. 
Quote: Mikey Jackson @ July 29 2009, 11:17 PM BST
I wonder why she had a big smile on her face.
Not from your comedy obviously!
D'you see what you made me do!
ouch !!!
I certainly set myself up for THAT one. 
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ July 29 2009, 7:45 PM BSTBut 9am? Feck that. I'm an afternoon person.
Never, EVER have children.
Quote: Lazzard @ July 30 2009, 12:01 PM BSTNever, EVER have children.
I have no intention. I f**king hate kids.