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Recycling ha ha ha Page 9

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 30 2009, 5:12 PM BST

Attention morbid T-Rex fans, why not enjoy some strawberries whilst staring at the tree that ended your hero's life? Oh look it's Doctor Who.

:D. Yep.

What flavour strawberries?

Quote: Marc P @ July 30 2009, 5:19 PM BST

What flavour strawberries?

The strawberry kind. They were probably Eva/Evie, whatever they're called. I was working on my uncle's fruit and veg stall.

Recyclable materials include many kinds of glass, paper, metal, plastic, textiles,electronics, jokes and threads.

Quote: Morrace @ August 5 2009, 2:03 PM BST

Recyclable materials include many kinds of glass, paper, metal, plastic, textiles,electronics, jokes and threads.

And posts.

Recyclable materials include glass, paper, metal, plastic, jokes, and threads.

In a strict sense, recycling of a material would produce a fresh supply of the same material, for example; used jokes to more jokes, or used threads to more threads.

Shimples!

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Okay, I know that everyone wonders if the wacky stuff I talk about is true. This happened just minutes from my home, and it fits in with the thread. :D

http://www.13wham.com/news/state/story/Human-foot-found-in-recycling-plant/MKZPhFpzIE2ROuIIO0uUfg.cspx

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 5 2009, 2:42 PM BST

Okay, I know that everyone wonders if the wacky stuff I talk about is true. This happened just minutes from my home, and it fits in with the thread. :D

http://www.13wham.com/news/state/story/Human-foot-found-in-recycling-plant/MKZPhFpzIE2ROuIIO0uUfg.cspx

That investigation sounds terribly expensive but I suppose they have the means to foot the bill ha ha ha.

Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 5 2009, 2:45 PM BST

That investigation sounds terribly expensive but I suppose they have the means to foot the bill ha ha ha.

Yet another recycled joke.

Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 5 2009, 2:45 PM BST

That investigation sounds terribly expensive but I suppose they have the means to foot the bill ha ha ha.

Always a worry if you have to manipulate a story to set up your punchline, then have to qualify your punchline with "ha ha ha".

Police are determined to find whoever put the foot in the recycle bin - and to issue them with a fixed penalty notice for inappropriate disposal.

It's Barry Foster, who, as well as Van Der Valk, played the pervert stangler in Hitchcock's Frenzy

Quote: youngian @ August 5 2009, 4:43 PM BST

It's Barry Foster, who, as well as Van Der Valk, played the pervert stangler in Hitchcock's Frenzy

No, it's Ray Winston who played The White Van Der Man.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 5 2009, 3:41 PM BST

Always a worry if you have to manipulate a story to set up your punchline, then have to qualify your punchline with "ha ha ha".

Tell me a joke that isn't just a twist on an older one, you cant!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 5 2009, 2:42 PM BST

Okay, I know that everyone wonders if the wacky stuff I talk about is true. This happened just minutes from my home, and it fits in with the thread. :D

http://www.13wham.com/news/state/story/Human-foot-found-in-recycling-plant/MKZPhFpzIE2ROuIIO0uUfg.cspx

That's one way of reducing your Carbon Footprint.

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