Quote: EllieJP @ July 28 2009, 1:30 PM BSTThreatening moderators is not a clever route to go down.
Just trying is better than nothing Blackdahlia.
I never was one for rolling over miss 
Are you quick witted, dim witted or half witted? Page 4
Yeah, anyway. Anything interesting happening for anybody?
Nah. Nothing here.
I've not got on with the decorating.
I'm looking at buying a classical guitar, midish range, spent the morning researching on eBay and the like.
Nice.
Is it normal for spaceships to land in the field outside your house and Elvis, Glen Miller and Maddy McCann to walk out?
Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 1:38 PM BSTI'm looking at buying a classical guitar, midish range, spent the morning researching on eBay and the like.
I like picking.
Quote: roscoff @ July 28 2009, 1:31 PM BSTAnd unlike school Black there is an option to press the ban button. God I want a ban button.
*Writes on lists of wants for September.*1. A ban button.
2. 30 exploding collars.
You wouldn't be able to bring yourself to hit the ban button on anyone you big softie 
Especially not me as I can sense that you like me a lot
Quote: EllieJP @ July 28 2009, 1:30 PM BSTJust trying is better than nothing Blackdahlia.
'The schools may have given up on you, but I'll be damned if I do.' Ellie said with conviction staring down at the hapless blackdahlia. 'By the time I'm done with you, you'll be able to walk into any forum in the land with your head held high and hand away from the space bar.'
And with that Eliie proceeded to put on her best Edward James Olmos moustache and began teaching the rebellious youth the importance of correct spelling, grammar and punctuation.
On an unrelated note, upon seeing Ellie wearing a fake moustache, roscoff attained his first non-chemically induced erection for 2 years.
And they all lived happily ever after. 
Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 1:42 PM BSTI like picking.
Finger picking? I'm learning to walk my thumb a lot better.
Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 1:45 PM BSTFinger picking? I'm learning to walk my thumb a lot better.
If I were Griff I'd post a picture of a cheesy classical guitarist about now. I'm not Griff.
Quote: chipolata @ July 28 2009, 1:47 PM BSTIf I were Griff I'd post a picture of a cheesy classical guitarist about now. I'm not Griff.
No. You'd post this.
Quote: Marc P @ July 28 2009, 1:50 PM BSTNo. You'd post this.
(Blimey, she looks cheerful! Maybe you should rethink classical guitar?)
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 28 2009, 1:44 PM BST'The schools may have given up on you, but I'll be damned if I do.' Ellie said with conviction staring down at the hapless blackdahlia. 'By the time I'm done with you, you'll be able to walk into any forum in the land with your head held high and hand away from the space bar.'
And with that Eliie proceeded to put on her best Edward James Olmos moustache and began teaching the rebellious youth the importance of correct spelling, grammar and punctuation.
On an unrelated note, upon seeing Ellie wearing a fake moustache, roscoff attained his first non-chemically induced erection for 2 years.
And they all lived happily ever after.
BD took this information on board and wondered why it was that prior to joining this forum he had never been castigated for using bad grammer before and in fact received more replies to his threads than anyone else ever had before elsewhere?
Not being willing to divulge the names of the other forums he decided to try harder in the future 