My Team - Newcastle United.
Where will you finish in your league next season (optimistic) - Top 2 and an immediate return to the top flight is what should be demanded given the right conditions, but ultimately a top half finish would be an achievement as of this moment.
Where will you finish in your league next season (realistic) - Who the hell knows? I fear a further slide.
How will your team do in Europe/domestic cups - We'll exit in the early rounds of both domestic cups.
Last chance saloon - 95 % of the current crop.
One(s) to watch out for - Ben Tozer, young Lua Lua when he returns from loan spell elsewhere and Nile Ranger.
Key man - Steve Harper.
Breakthrough year - see ones to watch.
Who would you like to see your team sign before the start of next season? - I'll be pleased if we even have a team the way things are right now.
Who will you actually sign - ????
Who do you want out - Joey Barton most of all, but all these players, with a few exceptions can't be arsed any longer and will sit on their wage packets until they are sold or loaned out, as we struggle to ship the twats out in a buyers market (for us). Ashley's leadership is gob-smackingly sixth rate and is is strangling the life out of Newcastle United Football Club ever more with every passing day. Anyone who doesn't want to sweat 110% for the good of the club can f**k right off.
Who will leave - Who will stay?
Manager's short term job security - Very shakey at present. Chaos.
Manager's long term job security - see above.
Summary for next season - Could be painful.