British Comedy Guide

New football season

My Team - Newcastle United.

Where will you finish in your league next season (optimistic) - Top 2 and an immediate return to the top flight is what should be demanded given the right conditions, but ultimately a top half finish would be an achievement as of this moment.

Where will you finish in your league next season (realistic) - Who the hell knows? I fear a further slide.

How will your team do in Europe/domestic cups - We'll exit in the early rounds of both domestic cups.

Last chance saloon - 95 % of the current crop.

One(s) to watch out for - Ben Tozer, young Lua Lua when he returns from loan spell elsewhere and Nile Ranger.

Key man - Steve Harper.

Breakthrough year - see ones to watch.

Who would you like to see your team sign before the start of next season? - I'll be pleased if we even have a team the way things are right now.

Who will you actually sign - ????

Who do you want out - Joey Barton most of all, but all these players, with a few exceptions can't be arsed any longer and will sit on their wage packets until they are sold or loaned out, as we struggle to ship the twats out in a buyers market (for us). Ashley's leadership is gob-smackingly sixth rate and is is strangling the life out of Newcastle United Football Club ever more with every passing day. Anyone who doesn't want to sweat 110% for the good of the club can f**k right off.

Who will leave - Who will stay?

Manager's short term job security - Very shakey at present. Chaos.

Manager's long term job security - see above.

Summary for next season - Could be painful.

There's an all-encompassing football thread here. Need to post there. :)

Quick opportunistic plug before thread gets closed!

New Fantasy Premier League season is about to start. Go to http://fantasy.premierleague.com
to set up a team.

Read the rules carefully. You're allowed one 'free' substitution a week, is the important thing, so you do need to keep a track of it.

The 'British Comedy Guide' league code is
347466-83157

Enjoy!

Dan

To be fair to Jackson, the consolidated football thread would have stood a better chance of being noticed it it wasn't drowned in the adolescent spunk, shit, and piss threads of the last few days.

Here it is anyway...

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/14088

As David said above.

Please use this for football talk.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/14088

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