Quote: Marc P @ July 27 2009, 5:43 PM BSTI went into the bar the other day and asked for a double entendre, the barmaid asked what it meant so I gave her a thorough explanation.
See, if you had Tim Dawson helping you you could have made that really juvenile.
Quote: Marc P @ July 27 2009, 5:43 PM BSTI went into the bar the other day and asked for a double entendre, the barmaid asked what it meant so I gave her a thorough explanation.
Or "exhaustive debriefing" instead?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 27 2009, 5:45 PM BSTSee, if you had Tim Dawson helping you you could have made that really juvenile.
Thanks to Tim Dawson I spend many happy hours laughing at my winkle in the mirror, thinking of ways its intrinsic humour could be used as a jumping-off point for a sitcom plot.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 5:53 PM BSTOr "exhaustive debriefing" instead?
Thanks to Tim Dawson I spend many happy hours laughing at my winkle in the mirror, thinking of ways its intrinsic humour could be used as a jumping-off point for a sitcom plot.
Do you have to look at it in the mirror because you can't see it past your stomach?
I should suggest to Tim Dawson that he writes a prospective Carry On script! Now that's a good idea to have come from this thread.
It's just a better vantage point to fully enjoy its comedy potential. Plus I can see my balls better as well.
Quote: Aaron @ July 27 2009, 6:13 PM BSTI should suggest to Tim Dawson that he writes a prospective Carry On script! Now that's a good idea to have come from this thread.
He can't do double-entendre, he does single-entendre. He's certainly not fit to fill the great boots of Talbot Rothwell.
Quote: Aaron @ July 27 2009, 6:13 PM BSTI should suggest to Tim Dawson that he writes a prospective Carry On script! Now that's a good idea to have come from this thread.
I bet that would be a great film.
The standard of writing is a paridgm shift of Alan Partridge's left nostril vis-a-vis reactive nuclear. A strawberry Daquiri would enable scribes to nonchalantly avail of literal nous from their cerebral grey's anatomy matter.
Oh God, here we go again... 
*yawns*
We get plenty of this round these parts already, thanks.
EDIT: And he/she's gone... Well thanks for that, it was delightful.
Quote: jo seff @ July 27 2009, 6:27 PM BSTThe standard of writing is a paridgm shift of Alan Partridge's left nostril vis-a-vis reactive nuclear. A strawberry Daquiri would enable scribes to nonchalantly avail of literal nous from their cerebral grey's anatomy matter.
Is this guy french.
To be a total hypocrite here, but bringing attention to these things won't help anything, Tim.
Love you.
OK.
You can see my point though, can't you?
What if I sit like this?
Or this?
Or pull my pants down, like this?
That's more like it! 
I see your point completely. Best to just bite one's tongue, I suppose.
Doesn't have to be your own 
