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Do any BCGers make a living out of writing? Page 4

The piece I submitted had to do with the oddities of our town and small things I've noticed. They want me to put a more nostalgic spin on things if I decide to do the column. The pay isn't great, but it's a small paper and it's my name on the by-line.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 4 2009, 1:48 PM BST

The piece I submitted had to do with the oddities of our town and small things I've noticed.

'Andrea Lynne takes a "sideways look" at people in our town having their children taken into care, being arrested on the suspicion of possessing child pornography and humping noisily on their kitchen floors.'

Yes, in a nutshell. We've found out that the neighbour who was hauled away for porn had a huge collection on multiple computers, Bud and Chrissy are trying for a baby (she told me this while drinking a Coors Light) and the guy who was hauled away was making meth with friends out in the country.

They actually want my column to be about some of the amusing historical facts about our town and people's memories. I have to submit more within the next few weeks so that they can make their final decision, but I guess it's pretty much a done deal.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 4 2009, 1:43 PM BST

Well done AndreaLynne!

I used to earn a living writing stuff like this;

http://www.widemedia.com/fashionuk/fashion/catwalk-archive/lfw-aw00/backstage/

Which was fun and sometimes comedic.

Are you still a FUK reporter?

I have been asked to write a piece for North Norfolk Living Magazine. Which is nice.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 4 2009, 2:08 PM BST

About the feud with South Norfolk?

Remind us, which half got to inherit the female genes?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 4 2009, 2:08 PM BST

About the feud with South Norfolk?

We don't talk about those areas, very flat!

Well I may make £30 from A Hard Days Month.

Quote: Marc P @ August 4 2009, 2:18 PM BST

We don't talk about those areas, very flat!

Like your cap.

Quote: Chappers @ August 4 2009, 2:19 PM BST

Well I may make £30 from A Hard Days Month.

So you managed to pimp out that female cast member in the end?

Quote: Marc P @ August 4 2009, 2:18 PM BST

We don't talk about those areas, very flat!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 4 2009, 2:21 PM BST

Like your cap.

:D

If you want to get ahead get a hat!

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