I have this weird superstitious thing that means I always shave my balls before my face.
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Is that why you've got crabs on your chin?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:21 AM BSTI have this weird superstitious thing that means I have to always shave my balls before my face.
Fortunately they're located on your forehead along with the rest of you genitals.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:21 AM BSTI have this weird superstitious thing that means I always shave my balls before my face.
How do you differentiate between them ha ha ha
Only kidding 
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 27 2009, 9:47 AM BSTHow do you differentiate between them ha ha ha
Well one's on the left and one's on the f**king right. Jeez.
Quote: Marc P @ July 27 2009, 9:49 AM BSTWell one's on the left and one's on the f**king right. Jeez.
Is one feeling rather picky this morning ? ,you must be mad to critisise one of my posts,well done you nutter.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 27 2009, 9:56 AM BSTIs one feeling rather picky this morning ? ,you must be mad to critisise one of my posts,well done you nutter.
First impressions and all. Not nice to call someone a nutter.