Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 12:51 AM BSTI worked with a guy who referred to himself as Jimbo, all the time. Jimbo's gonna ask you on a date. Jimbo's gotta take a leak, you get the idea.
What a weird person.
*Rob's gonna turn off the crap TV*
Because I don't have the heart to tell guys to f**k off,I tend to attract them like a magnet. *sigh*
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 1:29 AM BSTI tend to attract them like a magnet.
They all have metal plates in their heads? 
No, plastic. Remember, we have bad insurance. I'm guessing they're attracted to me because of the metal fillings in their teeth.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 1:29 AM BSTBecause I don't have the heart to tell guys to f**k off,I tend to attract them like a magnet. *sigh*
Stay away from my tapes!
Quote: Leevil @ July 27 2009, 1:38 AM BSTStay away from my tapes!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 1:29 AM BSTBecause I don't have the heart to tell guys to f**k off
I'm sure if you hang around here long enough you'll have plenty of opportunity to practice. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 1:47 AM BSTI'm sure if you hang around here long enough you'll have plenty of opportunity to practice.
Damn. Can't give an example. 
Quote: sootyj @ July 26 2009, 6:52 PM BSTWhy? Oh why? Oh why does he even bother?
Well, it ups the post count. 1200-odd in 5 mins.
Quote: Robert D @ July 26 2009, 6:50 PM BSTUnable to pull a girlfriend who is actually worth pulling.
This play you are in Bob, is it a touching romantic comedy?
Quote: Marc P @ July 27 2009, 9:31 AM BSTThis play you are in Rob, is it a touching romantic comedy?
Nope. It's a tragic comedy. 
Well you want to get one where there is a bit of touching in it then!
Quote: Marc P @ July 27 2009, 10:30 AM BSTWell you want to get one where there is a bit of touching in then!
Sure do. 
Clumsy: physically, socially, verbally. Obsessive with projects to the point where I forget to eat and drink. Peace-seeker, internally, externally.
Quote: SlagA @ July 27 2009, 10:47 AM BSTClumsy: physically, socially, verbally. Obsessive with projects to the point where I forget to eat and drink. Peace-seeker, internally, externally.
Hello non-human person. Welcome to Earth.
(You can't be serious; nobody is that good)