You find yourself in a dead end job.
You find yourself in a loveless marriage.
You find yourself watching endless children's television.
There. Ta-daaaah.
Yourself in three sentences... Page 2
You need to move to England and make a fresh start. 
Except we have too many of you dirty foreigns here already. *spits* 
Um...thanks???
Did you notice my use of 'yourself' in 3 sentences? And I described myself as the thread dictated?
Hi honey, I'm Gav Balfour, comedy writer. No, seriously. Come back here, you little strumpet!
I came. I saw. I sat down and ate my sandwiches.
Julius Caesar, 55 BC, The Oval, England 555 for 9, enforcing the follow on.
Quote: roscoff @ July 26 2009, 6:53 PM BSTI came. I saw. I sat down and ate my sandwiches.
Of couse, you realise I'm gonna put that on a Tshirt.
Loved too much. Drank too much. Wrote short sentences.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 12:30 AM BSTWrote short sentences.
In the past tense?
I always talked about myself in the past tense, dearest.
Just as long as you don't refer to yourself in the first person. That's just spooky.
Aaron wants shiny things.
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 12:39 AM BSTJust as long as you don't refer to yourself in the first person. That's just spooky.
Do you mean 3rd person? (As Aaron is demonstrating?) 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 27 2009, 12:41 AM BSTDo you mean 3rd person? (As Aaron is demonstrating?)
Yes, sorry, running on no sleep and my kids are distracting me. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 27 2009, 12:47 AM BSTYes, sorry, running on no sleep and my kids are distracting me.
Quite understandable. And you're completely correct about it being weird...
http://www.screenplayproductions.ltd.uk/index%20talent.htm
(Look in the writers section.)
I worked with a guy who referred to himself as Jimbo, all the time. Jimbo's gonna ask you on a date. Jimbo's gotta take a leak, you get the idea.