Quote: zooo @ July 26 2009, 6:54 PM BSTUm.
Fetch me the strap.
Is this just for roscoff or everyone?
Quote: zooo @ July 26 2009, 6:54 PM BSTUm.
Fetch me the strap.
Is this just for roscoff or everyone?
Quote: Robert D @ July 26 2009, 6:55 PM BSTIs this just for roscoff or everyone?
OI! Get your own S&M fantasy! *Presents himself*
Quote: roscoff @ July 26 2009, 6:58 PM BSTOI! Get your own S&M fantasy! *Presents himself*
*Wraps him back up*
Quote: Robert D @ July 26 2009, 6:59 PM BST*Wraps him back up*
*Buys pink bow*
Quote: zooo @ July 26 2009, 6:55 PM BSTIt does. They're both shit.
Nice tactic: lowering my level of expectation.
I'm beginning to quite like you.
And it's Brandon, not Donald.
Quote: zooo @ July 26 2009, 5:58 PM BSTI don't know if you guys think you don't conform to this stereotype, but if one was to study these boards you would come to the conclusion that most of you require big tits, very few clothes, and a size 8 figure to become aroused.
I'm not suggesting you have exclusively these tastes in real life, I'm sure your girlfriends don't all look like that, but 'fantasy woman' wise, big tits seem to feature rather prominently. (pun intended).
Anything more than a handful is surplus to requirements as far as I'm concerned.
I don't think that big boobs are EVERY girl's dream attribute, but certain types of girls see the likes of Jordan and Jodie Marsh being successful 'business women' and think that if only they had bigger boobs they too might be famous!
I can't be too critical though, mine have got me served first, to the front of many queues and free upgrades on flights... Gotta love 'em!
Quote: AngieBaby @ July 26 2009, 8:43 PM BSTI can't be too critical though, mine have got me served first, to the front of many queues and free upgrades on flights... Gotta love 'em!
I think that can happen without them.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 26 2009, 8:44 PM BSTI think that can happen without them.
It can certainly help to wear a mini skirt and frilly knickers
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 8:46 PM BSTIt can certainly help to wear a mini skirt and frilly knickers
Do I know you?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 26 2009, 8:47 PM BSTDo I know you?
You wish
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 8:46 PM BSTIt can certainly help to wear a mini skirt and frilly knickers
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 26 2009, 8:44 PM BSTI think that can happen without them.
No doubt! It worries me that the majority of female school leavers these days want to be 'celebrities'. Why not lawyers, doctors, engineers? There's no need to study hard, all you need is a couple of grand for a boob job and you've made it!
Quote: AngieBaby @ July 26 2009, 8:56 PM BSTNo doubt! It worries me that the majority of female school leavers these days want to be 'celebrities'.
Do they though?
I know that's what the tabloids like to say.
Quote: AngieBaby @ July 26 2009, 8:56 PM BSTall you need is a couple of grand for a boob job and you've made it!
That's certainly my Plan B.