Ok what's your most phemomenal lie?
It's got to be phenomenal, big and have the slightest smidgeon of truth.
Harder than you think...
Right I'll start.
1 Sootyj has a 1000 strong ninja army who only serve me as I defeated each one of them in personal combat.
2 Radar love is an obscure porn film featuring a Jeremy Clarkson impersonator humping a radar dome at Goonhilly with a soundtrack by Golden Earing.
3 There was a version of coke in 1985 containing 50% nicotine called Smoka Cola.
Do you have to explain what the smidgeon of truth is?
Because I'm intrigued.
Don't tell me, you do have a Ninja army but you've only defeated 900 of them in combat.
I did go on who wants to be a Millionaire once.
As soon as I saw the 1000 pound question I told Chris that £ 500 pounds was a lot of cash, I didn't want to risk it, I'd had a lovely time, and wanted to take the money.
I have a penis in the shape of Dale Winton but less orange.
Oh just that it could be vaguely believable.
So for example it's not a 1001 ninja army that'd just be silly.
Quote: roscoff @ July 25 2009, 9:50 PM BSTI have a penis in the shape of Dale Winton but less orange.
Is it also an irritating pain in the arse like DW?
There's no in the way wolrd I would ever in a billion years I would admit this if I didnt have a fictional user name but I did once attempt to cool the advances of a fat girl by telling her that I was a female to male transexual. Don't think she believed me but it worked.
I once had a gangbang with the whole cast of 'Different Strokes'
Well, I say the whole cast...
Willis, the sister and the dad weren't there.
So, it was basically just me, Gary Coleman and the cameraman.
Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 9:52 PM BSTIs it also an irritating pain in the arse like DW?
Not if you smother it with lashings of butter. (See last Tango in Paris for further details.)
Quote: Scottidog @ July 25 2009, 9:53 PM BSTI once had a gangbang with the whole cast of 'Different Strokes'
Well, I say the whole cast...
Willis, the sister and the dad weren't there.
So, it was basically just me, Gary Coleman and the cameraman.
Watchyoutalkinabout Scottidog?
Quote: Scottidog @ July 25 2009, 9:53 PM BSTI once had a gangbang with the whole cast of 'Different Strokes'
Well, I say the whole cast...
Willis, the sister and the dad weren't there.
So, it was basically just me, Gary Coleman and the cameraman.
Good gravy it was you that destroyed his kidneys!
Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 9:55 PM BSTGood gravy it was you that destroyed his kidneys!
No, they call me the Ovary Crusher 
This statement is a complete lie.
Quote: NoggetFred @ July 25 2009, 10:12 PM BSTThis statement is a complete lie.
Don't do that to me Fred.
I've only just got my head around the Moon landings being faked, and now you've made me all confused again.
I faked the moon landings using Dawn French's bottom and mecano.
I thought that this was going to be asking us what the best lie we've ever told is, not making up some random crap. What a disappointment.
Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 10:19 PM BSTI faked the moon landings using Dawn French's bottom and mecano.
In fact The Moon's diameter is only 3474 km.