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GRAMS: OMINOUS MUSIC.

FX LARGE NUMBER OF MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN.

V/O:
The general public, going about their business, shopping, spending their cash. But large crowds like this attract opportunistic thieves, like flies around shit. Together we can outsmart these pickpockets.

FX SLURP.

V/O:
Hide your wallet up your arse.

Sorry Nigel but it needs some sort of a twist it's a bit YWB and you've written some great stuff.