So I took the Red Arrows entry exam the other day; I passed with flying colours.
Apparently, self-help books for kleptomaniacs are just not profitable.
Someone rang me the other day and just said 'brrrrr brrr' down the phone. It was a cold caller.
So I'm seeing a doctor tomorrow about my anticipation problem. I can't wait.
Any more for any more...?
He said he was a pathological liar but I didn't believe him
Old-age fish are boring aren't they? I'm sick of hearing of how much better everything was 8 seconds ago.
I went to a seminar on delegation yesterday. Well actually, I sent someone else.
Stu R numbers 1, 3 and 4 are good and I also like yours Andy Roo.
I am the dyslexic apologist from Surrey.
What did the bed salesman say to the customer who couldn't make up their mind? Sleep on it.
And many more
Adam
I learnt how to do long division yesterday. Out of of four goes I got it wrong three times, but at least the last two were right.
A trout has entered rehab after admitting being hooked on worms.