Fred, I only got three words for this: Tree mend us.
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Love the language used in that Sunshine, very funny.
The Birch or Swertyd for me. Sorry The Birch but swertyd shades it!
Nil Putters
I'll go with swerytd 
Quote: The Cool Mikado @ July 31 2009, 11:51 AM BSTNil Putters
Really? Oh my... 
Quote: Stephen Birch @ July 31 2009, 10:17 AM BSTFred, I only got three words for this: Tree mend us.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 31 2009, 10:23 AM BSTLove the language used in that Fred, very funny.
Mr Peters or Mr Sunshine?
My vote goes to Fred Sunshine.
Post edited.
Fred Shoeshine.
INT HOUSE DAY. TWO LADS GREG AND PHIL ARE WONDERING WHAT TO DO WITH THEIR FREE TIME.
GREG:
Ok, we're off for the next four days. It's time to relax. What will we do?
PHIL:
I dunno. I'm bored already.
GREG:
Think........ I've got it! There's a hypnotist in town tonight, lets go to that. 'The Great Zucchini' of course a lot of people call him 'Courgette' over here.
PHIL:
No way! You know about my fear when it comes to hypnosis.
GREG:
What fear is that?
PHIL:
The fear of it.
GREG:
Oh yeah. Look, it will be great. C'mon, what else are we going to do?
PHIL:
OK I'll go but we're not getting a taxi.
EXT. NIGHT. STREET.
GREG:
Taxi!!
PHIL:
Right, I'll go but I'm not getting up if he asks me.
INT. SHOW.
ZUCCHINI ENTERS STAGE.
ZUCCHINI:
You sir. (pointing at Phil) Get up. Come up here.
PHIL PRETENDS HE DOES NOT NOTICE.
ZUCCHINI:
Get up, get up, get up, get up. GET UP!!!
PHIL FINALLY AGREES BUT IS CLEARLY SCARED.
ZUCCHINI:
Thank you. 3-2-1 You are in a room filled with people, there is a hypnotist standing in front of you. He is telling you that you are a chicken but ignore him he's only trying to make a fool of you. 3-2-1 you're back in the room.
PHIL IS CONFUSED AND UNSURE OF HIMSELF HE SLOWLY RETURNS TO HIS SEAT.
PHIL:
(TO GREG) What the hell was that? I told you I'd get called up. That completely freaked me out I'm going to the bathroom.
HE RUNS WATER OVER HIS FACE AND LOOKS INTO THE MIRROR. HE SEES A CHICKEN STARING BACK AT HIM. HE SLOWLY BACKS AWAY AND GRADUALLY REALISES HE IS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT A WINDOW WITH A CHICKEN LOOKING IN AT HIM.
RELIEVED HE RETURNS TO THE SHOW.
ZUCCHINI:
Thank you. Goodnight.
PHIL:
What?!
AT BAR.
PHIL:
How long was I in the bathroom?
GREG:
'Bout 2 hours.
PHIL:
No way!
ZUCCHINI APPROACHES.
ZUCC:
3-2-1 Would you like a drink?
PHIL:
What the hell happened to me? You called me up, I went back down, into the bathroom, washed my face, saw a chicken in the window, came out and the show was over.
ZUCC:
3-2-1 Thats interesting. I'm running this place for the summer and...
2 MASKED RAIDERS WITH GUNS ENTER.
RAIDER 1:
OK, Dont move and someone will get hurt. No, move and no-one gets hurt. No, dont't move if you like but...
RAIDER 2:
Don't move and no-one gets hurt!
R1:
Yeah! Whoever runs this place gives you my code....
CROWD ARE CONFUSED AND NO-ONE ANSWERS.
R1:
Now!!...No.. wait, I mean whoever runs safely gives the code to you... Quickly!! No. when I give...
R2:
Whoever is running this place give us the code to the safe!
ZUCC:
3-2-1, One thing I will say to you gentle....
R1:
3211. Thank You.
THEY RUN OFF.
PHIL:
Wow, how did you do that?
ZUCC:
3-2-1 Allow me to buy you both a drink.
MANY DRINKS LATER. GREG HICCUPING AND PHIL ASLEEP ON THE BAR.
GREG:
We'd better get going.
ZUCC:
3-2-1, Phil wake up.
PHIL WAKES UP BUT NOW FINDS HIMSELF BACK ON STAGE WITH A CROWD CLAPPING. HE PUT HIS HANDS OVER HIS FACE IN EMBARASSMENT AND NOW HEARS THE VOICE OF ZUCCINI OVER A TANNOY.
ZUCC:
3.....2.....1..... Lift off.
PHIL REALISES HE IS NOW IN A SPACE SHUTTLE ASCENDING TOWARDS SPACE. HE CLOSES HIS EYES AND OPENS THEM BUT IS STILL ON THE SHUTTLE. HE SCREAMS IN SHOCK.
HE SEES HIS REFELECTION IN THE WINDOW AND A CHICKEN IS STARING BACK AT HIM. THE SHIP FLIES OFF INTO THE VASTNESS OF SPACE AND WE CAN HEAR SEVERAL LOUD SCREAMS REVERBORATE AS IT DISAPPEARS.
END.
Hi Otterfox
I think you can still edit your sketch up to midnight tonight (31st)
and then votes from anyone any time after that.
So people are entitled to change any their votes once they've seen all the sketches.
Otterfox, your piece was a great mind-warp and pushed Fred S. all the way.
After agonising deliberation, I'm staying with Sunshine.
Liked SwerytDs & Stephen Birches, But I thought Michael Monkhouses was the best idea, and a nice sketch so I'm voting for The Monkster!
Fred S.
Fred S for me too.
Dan