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The Inbetweenies (Part 1)

The Tweenies go all Inbetweeners

INT. THERE ARE TOYS EVERYWHERE IN A LARGE ROOM. FIZZ ENTERS

FIZZ
BELLA! Are you there Bella?

BELLA JUMPS OUT OF A TREASURE CHEST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM

BELLA
I'm here you stupid bitch! Where are the other guys?

FIZZ
Milo and Jake are in the bedroom.

BELLA
Ooo! What are they doing? dirty f**kers are probably at it.

MILO AND JAKE FALL OUT OF THE BEDROOM DOOR ROLLING ON TO THE FLOOR WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON.

BELLA
What the f**k you guys?

MILO
Don't look! I've got a load of Jake's splap all in my hair.

JAKE
Don't tell them that you idiot!

MILO
Sorry.

FIZZ
Jesus! get some clothes on you two, what were you even up to in there?

JAKE
Nothing, honestly!

MILO
Come on Jake I think it's time we told them.

JAKE
No, I'm not ready Milo.

FIZZ
What? Come on you've got to tell us now?

BELLA
Jesus you stupid bitch isn't it obvious they're gay for each other!

JAKE
No, we're not gay! we're just experimenting. Like a scientist...a sex scientist.

FIZZ
Oh, I suppose that's alright then.

BELLA
No it's not I don't want that going on under my roof.

MILO
Christ, you've always been such a homophobe!

BELLA
I'm not! I just don't want those dirty things going on near me...or doodles he's just not ready to see this kind of thing.

OUT WALKS DOODLES COVERED IN SPLAP.

DOODLES
Hello everybody, sorry about all the fuss. We were just experimenting.

FIZZ
Yeah, we know, Jake's already told us.

DOODLES
Oh. How much do you know?

BELLA
Doodles! What the f**k? I didn't know you were in to this shit as well.

DOODLES
Well, it's been burning inside of me for years and I've just had to let it out
Bella. I hope you don't think any less of me.

BELLA
Holy f**k Doodles this is some kind of big shit you know, it's gonna take me a while to come to terms with this.

FIZZ
Look guys I think we should just try and forget what's happened I mean, we can all still be friends can't we?

MILO
Well, I'm prepared to forget about it if you guys are?

JAKE
I sure as f**k am prepared to forget about it!

DOODLES
Woof!

BELLA
F**k this shit I'm gonna f**king move out.

FIZZ
Where will you go?!

BELLA
I don't know, the Teletubbies hill, the bear's big blue house; I know someone will take me in. Just so long as I'm away from you sick f**ks.

MILO
I'm sorry it has to end like this.

BELLA WALKS OUT SHUTS THE DOOR. WE HEAR EVERYONE SHOUT FROM INSIDE

Everyone: SPLAP FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you enjoyed. There are a number of scenes/episodes to come.

Could I get some feedback for this please guys? Its just I'm planning on pitching this to Steven Andrew at CBBC. Cheers

Hilarious idea. As soon as I twigged what you were getting at I guffawed.

Bit of an eyef**k, mind. Could use a few line-breaks.

This is really hard to read. Can you re-format like your other sketch so it's easier on the eye. S'probably why you're not getting any feedback.

Dan

Sorry about the ocular difficulties.

CBBC, you say?

Dan

Yeah Dan, that was the idea. Maybe need to make it a bit more gritty, include that Doodles has got a mental illness or something box ticky like that. At least all my characters are under 12.

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