Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 2:13 AM BSTIn late 2009, after one gay molestation joke too many, Leevil successfully sued the BCG for sexual harrassment and was awarded a whopping £18.75. He then spent the money on sandwiches (and rent boys).
Get your facts right. It was £18.74. 
And it was rent transsexuals.
Quote: Leevil @ July 23 2009, 2:17 AM BSTAnd it was rent transsexuals.
Why rent when you can have a freehold?
I remember in 2009 reading one of the funniest threads on the board to do with the "100 Greatest BCG moments" - only to find out I was pregnant with 4 children from 4 different people. It wasn't until I gave birth to a child with a head for a sandwich, a child who couldn't type, Jake How and an author that I realised who the fathers were.
A few people spoilt it for everyone- though I still maintain the BBC over-reacted by taking out a restraining order against the whole of BCG.
I would have put money on Tim Walker making it big... wait, I got that wrong - I mean I put money on Tim Walker being dead - by which I mean I hired his assassin.
Who knew you could pay a hitman in sandwiches?
I sit here from my Hollywood ubermansion, after all my successes, as Spielberg polishes my shoes, looking down on everyone, and decided to visit just for old times' sake and find myself infuriated.
Why? Because, despite being the first person to win 100 Oscars and 5000 BAFTAS, News Revue still refuse to use any of my sketches...
Dan
Oh that's because it was sponsored by Manilo Blahnik and is now known as
Shoes Revue.
Come up with some sketches on 6 inch heels and you're well in there.
Quote: swerytd @ July 23 2009, 10:28 AM BSTWhy? Because, despite being the first person to win 100 Oscars and 5000 BAFTAS,
And they still didn't lose any of their value, if anything became more prestigious.
Quote: David Bussell @ July 23 2009, 10:12 AM BSTWho knew you could pay a hitman in sandwiches?
My weapon of choice? Club sandwich.
One for you (whack!) One for me (Nom!) One for you (whack!) ...
I heard that police initially suspected a sexual motive, but forensics cleared up that the splatters on the corpse were mayo.
Quote: Timbo @ July 23 2009, 1:08 PM BSTmayo.
Marc P's behind it?
I remember how a few eyebrows were raised in early 2011, when the BCG decided that comedy was too narrow a remit and incorporated the BERPG - the British Eugenics and Racial Purification Guide.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 2:55 PM BSTBERPG
How uncouth, there are ladies present!
Quote: David Bussell @ July 23 2009, 3:21 PM BSTHow uncouth, there are ladies present!
Where?
Quote: David Bussell @ July 23 2009, 3:21 PM BSTHow uncouth, there are ladies present!
*roar of 1940's radio audience laughter*