Bex? Met her. Turned out to be a 20 stone Geordie shipbuilder with one arm. 
100 greatest BCG moments. Page 18
Wasn't the Bex I met! So pretty!
People have seen pics of my mug. Scary.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 10:22 PM BSTPeople have seen pics of my mug. Scary.
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8929 Was there one of yours?
Oh yeah! The one with a biccy bowl thingy. 
Tis better than my face! >_<
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 10:38 PM BSTTis better than my face! >_<
Just told the ex he had a face like an ass...I'm really liking this.
Quote: Tim Walker @ September 14 2009, 10:21 PM BSTBex? Met her. Turned out to be a 20 stone Geordie shipbuilder with one arm.
Alright, don't tell everyone.
Why not? Turned me on. Especially when you farted the National Anthem. 
Yeah, one arm is enough. 
Quote: random @ September 13 2009, 11:21 PM BST
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ September 14 2009, 10:22 PM BSTPeople have seen pics of my mug. Scary.
I can muggify you up for a small fee.
Surely my Aaron/Peter Stringfellow montage is worthy of a place in the top 100...at least a highly commended in the most unusual shaped turnip competition in a BCG Agricultural Show.
Tim magazine - a ripping (if messy) read for all of us...
Ooo, is this one for my Worst idea for a magazine thread?
