100 greatest BCG moments. Page 12

In 2011, Nil Putters realised a life long dream by finally getting his own BBC Three game show called 'Putters Stutters', where members of the public, with severe speech impediments, could win big prizes by reciting tongue twisters. His wacky catchphase 'For f**k's sake, spit it out you Mong!' swept the nation and soon after Hollywood beckoned.

He received top billing in the all white re-make of New Jack City and won an Academy award for his moving potrayal of Farmer Barely Mow in Bod: the Motion Picture.

By 2013, he was strung out on cheap rum, barbituates and cheesy Wotsits and invested all of his money into the San Diego Microbes, the number one (and only) team in the National Dwarf Basketball League.

His brilliant idea to stage an exhibition match between the Microbes and a team made up entirely of chimpanzees ended in tragedy as the rampaging primates turned on the crowd and fourteen people were killed - and two dwarves.

Nil Putter's autobiography 'What The F**k Are You Looking At? Nah, I'm Only Messing Wit You. Gimme a Dollar.' is available at all good STD clinics for only £2.99.

Watch out. It's catching!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 4:00 AM BST

In 2011, Nil Putters realised a life long dream by finally getting his own BBC Three game show called 'Putters Stutters', where members of the public, with severe speech impediments, could win big prizes by reciting tongue twisters. His wacky catchphase 'For f**k's sake, spit it out you Mong!' swept the nation and soon after Hollywood beckoned.

He received top billing in the all white re-make of New Jack City and won an Academy award for his moving potrayal of Farmer Barely Mow in Bod: the Motion Picture.

By 2013, he was strung out on cheap rum, barbituates and cheesy Wotsits and invested all of his money into the San Diego Microbes, the number one (and only) team in the National Dwarf Basketball League.

His brilliant idea to stage an exhibition match between the Microbes and a team made up entirely of chimpanzees ended in tragedy as the rampaging primates turned on the crowd and fourteen people were killed - and two dwarves.

Nil Putter's autobiography 'What The F**k Are You Looking At? Nah, I'm Only Messing Wit You. Gimme a Dollar.' is available at all good STD clinics for only £2.99.

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'For f**k's sake, spit it out you Mong!' I may start using that!

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 2 2009, 4:00 AM BST

In 2011, Nil Putters realised a life long dream by finally getting his own BBC Three game show called 'Putters Stutters', where members of the public, with severe speech impediments, could win big prizes by reciting tongue twisters. His wacky catchphrase 'For f**k's sake, spit it out you Mong!' swept the nation and soon after Hollywood beckoned.

He received top billing in the all white re-make of New Jack City and won an Academy award for his moving portrayal of Farmer Barely Mow in Bod: the Motion Picture.

By 2013, he was strung out on cheap rum, barbituates and cheesy Wotsits and invested all of his money into the San Diego Microbes, the number one (and only) team in the National Dwarf Basketball League.

His brilliant idea to stage an exhibition match between the Microbes and a team made up entirely of chimpanzees ended in tragedy as the rampaging primates turned on the crowd and fourteen people were killed - and two dwarves.

Nil Putter's autobiography 'What The F**k Are You Looking At? Nah, I'm Only Messing Wit You. Gimme a Dollar.' is available at all good STD clinics for only £2.99.

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I remember the day that they told us we couldn't go off topic anymore.
It seemed like a reasonable idea at the time, and then the 'Super thread' came along.
No'one could believe it at first, it was the first thread where it was impossible to go off topic.
After a while all the other threads seemed to get absorbed into it, the thread became self aware and then...
Well It could have been a lot worse, that's all I'm saying.

I remember when we weren't allowed to go off topic on asinine supposedly funny threads. It was ok till it became compulsory.

300,000 posts about Samantha Janus sounding like anus. In the end they let me die, but I was too broken.

I remember when Sooty finally got commissioned and we transwarped into a parellel universe where Ethan Hawkes a good actor and children eat vegetables...

Quote: Paul W @ August 14 2009, 8:22 AM BST

children eat vegetables...

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Disgusting.
You shouldn't joke about people who are in a vegetative state.

I remember when Back to Class overtook Fawlty Towers as Britains favourite sitcom.
At least I could say that I was there at the beginning, I always knew that it was good, but I didn't think that it would be quite the hit it turned out to be.
I still prefer the American version though.

Of course a major factor in the success of Back To Class was James hunting down every single viewer and explaining to them why they should like it.

Of course there were still thousands of people who were too stupid to notice the subtle gags in the show. And that's when the concentration camps were built...

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ September 13 2009, 10:44 PM BST

I remember when Back to Class overtook Fawlty Towers as Britains favourite sitcom.
At least I could say that I was there at the beginning, I always knew that it was good, but I didn't think that it would be quite the hit it turned out to be.
I still prefer the American version though.

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Quote: Timbo @ September 13 2009, 10:47 PM BST

Of course a major factor in the success of Back To Class was James hunting down every single viewer and explaining to them why they should like it.

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Quote: Tim Walker @ September 13 2009, 10:55 PM BST

Of course there were still thousands of people who were too stupid to notice the subtle gags in the show. And that's when the concentration camps were built...

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