The Pressie thread 2! Page 4

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 22 2009, 8:58 PM BST

I'd be getting more sex if I wasn't married

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I'd be getting more sex if no-one was married. Possibly.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 9:04 PM BST

I'd be getting more sex if no-one was married. Possibly.

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Well, I'd hope so...

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 8:57 PM BST

They are mere boys! A woman needs a man. Right, girls?

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Hmmm, 4 boys, or 1 man......

I'm not much of a gambler but if the man in question is.....

Better be careful or they'll be moving us into the 'who do you fancy?' thread!

A real man wears a shirt. Only lager-louts walk around bare-chested.

Quote: AngieBaby @ July 22 2009, 9:08 PM BST

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The Green Lantern? Ryan Reynolds?

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 22 2009, 9:15 PM BST

The Green Lantern? Ryan Reynolds?

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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 9:13 PM BST

A real man wears a shirt. Only lager-louts walk around bare-chested.

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Oh Ryan is a real man and like all real men, he has no need for a shirt, as his hot girlfriend is wearing it, with just a pair of cute cotton knickers underneath...

Although some girls like guys that can make them laugh so you'll be ok....

Well, that's me screwed.

Quote: AngieBaby @ July 22 2009, 9:35 PM BST

Although some girls like guys that can make them laugh so you'll be ok....

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Unless they're laughing at your wee pink man doodle.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 22 2009, 9:52 PM BST

Unless they're laughing at your wee pink man doodle.

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Relax guys, we'd never laugh AT your wee pink man doodles, we save that for when we discuss your 'short comings' with our best friends!

I knew it! I knew it! Everyone is talking about my cock behind my back!

Quote: Balf @ July 22 2009, 9:51 PM BST

Well, that's me screwed.

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I doubt it.

What a lack of pressies! The idea is to give to OTHERS!

The spirit of the thread has died. I HOPE YOU ARE ALL HAPPY NOW!

*LAYS FLOWERS*

Last time I try to get people to feel the love...

Your cake of iced burger delight does nothing for my soul.....

NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Ruby. I got you a puppy to make up for it.

Aaw, it's so cute <3 <3