Here's something me and Rob0 failed to get on News Revue and Treason
Dan
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CRAPPY TOGETHER
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GORDON BROWN & ALISTAIR DARLING DUET
(TO THE TUNE OF 'HAPPY TOGETHER' BY THE TURTLES)
GORDON:
Imagine me and you, I do
I think about us day and night
It's only right
To grip onto these jobs we love
And hold them tight
We're crappy together
ALISTAIR:
If I should call you on your private line
To discuss the economy
That's much maligned
Just think how good the world would be
If we resigned
We're crappy together
GORDON:
I've re-shuff-led ev-e-ry-bo-dy but you
You're like my wife
With you by me Darling I won't feel so blue
Till I get the knife
Me and you and you and me
No matter that you claimed expense
Like sacked MPs
The only one for me is you
And you for me
BOTH:
So crappy together
ALISTAIR: (MOVES AWAY FROM GORDON)
I can't see me being the neighbour of you
For all my life
Now it looks like ending, oh Gordon you're screwed
(RUBS HANDS) I'll soon turn the knife
GORDON:
Me and you and you and me
We-can't continue to bank-roll
Big industry
More and more are on the dole
And they agree
We're crappy together
INSTRUMENTAL: GORDON SMILES UNTIL ALISTAIR GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND HIM HOLDING A KNIFE TO HIS NECK
ALISTAIR:
Me and you and you and me
We no longer have control
Here locally
More and more are voting for
The BNP
BOTH:
We're crappy together
We're crappy together
ALISTAIR:
Like Macca and Heather
BOTH:
So crappy together
GORDON:
Max Mosley in leather
BOTH:
So crappy together
ALISTAIR:
Like marmite and fetta
BOTH:
Even ruined the weather
So crappy together
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