British Comedy Guide

The Silence Thread Page 5

*stolls through the thread with a marching band and a convoy of bellowing elephants*

Bogies!

What's going on?

(whispers) I mean what's going on?

*walks in*

*sits on chair, no-one else in thread, waits*

*big yawn, pulls muscle in chin due to over-stretching, supresses cry of pain, rubs chin, settles back*

*waits*

*crosses legs, trying to contain a developing fart*

*looks around, no-one there*

*lifts one buttock ever-so-slightly, breaks wind silently*

*subtly fans air with one hand to aid dispersal*

*stands*

*leave thread inconspicuously*

*steps into thread*

*recoils*

*exits gagging*

*walks into thread, running into Timbo making his escape*

*gets annoyed "mom" look on face*

*opens a window*

*exits muttering quietly*

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