*stolls through the thread with a marching band and a convoy of bellowing elephants*
The Silence Thread Page 5
Bogies!
What's going on?
(whispers) I mean what's going on?
*walks in*
*sits on chair, no-one else in thread, waits*
*big yawn, pulls muscle in chin due to over-stretching, supresses cry of pain, rubs chin, settles back*
*waits*
*crosses legs, trying to contain a developing fart*
*looks around, no-one there*
*lifts one buttock ever-so-slightly, breaks wind silently*
*subtly fans air with one hand to aid dispersal*
*stands*
*leave thread inconspicuously*
*steps into thread*
*recoils*
*exits gagging*
*walks into thread, running into Timbo making his escape*
*gets annoyed "mom" look on face*
*opens a window*
*exits muttering quietly*