billwill
Tuesday 21st July 2009 7:08am
North London
6,162 posts
Physics
Once upon a Time, except it wasn't really time as time itself didn't exist back then 15 billion or so years ago. Two Universes or a God and a Goddess or somethings else we have no way of understanding, got together and had a REALLY BIG BANG. This spawned lots and lots of teeny weeny particles most of which raced away from the scene of the BANG, very quickly forming the bleeding edge of space and time. And they are still running away so we have an expanding universe.
Those particles that were a bit slow off the starting blocks were left behind somewhat and got kind of lazy and fatter and were now atoms of hydrogen or helium. They generally swirled about a bit flirting and became very attracted to each other, so lots of cliques of them got closer & closer to each other dancing and touching each other till there was a spark of love and these cliques ignited and became relatively large hydrogen-fusion bombs called suns. The leftover members of the cliques (the sort of fringe hangers on) swirled around a bit disconsolately around the outside of their sun and eventually got together in mini-cliques as gas giant planets (like Jupiter). Unable to pull themselves away from their first loves they ran in circles (called orbits) around their suns for their whole lifetimes.
In them thar days everything was quite lightweight being just hydrogen or helium [and they all had squeaky voices like Micky Mouse ]; there were no heavy mob. The hydrogen bomb explosions called suns had a heck of a lot of hydrogen of course so took a rather long time over their exploding (around 5 billion years or so), but most finally finished with a rather bright gang bang party called a Nova.
Well lots of intense things happen at these Nova parties, firstly the Hydrogen & Helium atoms all get squished together in a great variey of ways and they get stuck like that forming the heavy mob (atoms of all the other known elements from relatively lightweight ones like Oxygen way through to the really heavy ones like Uranium, Plutonium etc). Then there's the big flash and they all go racing away from the former site of the sun.
Then it all sort of happened again (*), the mixture of light stuff and heavy stuff swirled about a bit, sucked a bit into new directions by old suns that hadn't yet novaed, creating great clouds of stuff called nebulae. But in due course they forgot the rage that drove them apart and they started to gather together again. Once more they were attracted to each other, collected up any bits of hydrogen & oxygen that missed the first cliques and settle down & ignited as a new sun. Any heavy mob in the central mass get ripped apart again in the hydrogen fusion explosion that is a sun, but in the outer swirling clouds the clumps called planets are not big enough to ignite so the heavy mob stay heavy and form dense planets with all sorts of atoms.
(*) and again at least once more
At one insignificant little spot in the universe one such system formed with a yellow sun (now called Sol) and a nice range of planets from little heavy ones to gas giants. The third one out we call Earth, 'costhat's what we see, though actually its mostly made of Iron. The iron got rather hot when it squished together and though it has been cooling down for about 5 billion years the iron is still molten at the centre. On the surface are various bits of slag that we call the continents and a thin skimming of water and ice, at most 6 miles thick. Eventually Dr Frankenstein came along and zapped a few simple molecules with electrickey lightning bangs and this eventually led to LIFE, the end result of which is a bunch of BCG members sitting around laughing at each other
or having a party.
For a more detailed description of Physics, read "A brief history of Time" by that chappie in a wheelchair: Stephen Hawking.
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