Here's another Newsjack reject from last week.
Dan
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Who Do You Think You Are Morgan
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GRAMS:'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE' THEME
VOICEOVER:
In his time as an actor, Morgan Freeman has created milestones for the acting profession, both by playing the inaugural black President and, also, the first black God on screen.
Now, with his forthcoming marriage to his own step-grandaughter, E'Dena Hines, he will become the first person on 'Who Do You Think You Are' to require a three-dimensional family tree be animated, due to the messed-up generation-jumping that is occurring.
MORGAN:
Yes, I do find it interesting that I will be connected to E'Dena twice in my family tree. They'll have to come up with some funky graphics to show that. (LAUGHS).
VOICEOVER:
Of particular interest will be if Morgan and his step-granddaughter-wife-to-be have a son…
MORGAN:
If we have a son, he will also be my step-great-grandson. (LAUGHS) As if that's not enough, he would also be his own mother's uncle! (LAUGHS)
VOICEOVER:
But Morgan is not worried…
MORGAN:
I'm just glad that before I died, I managed to change the laws of physics, prove time-travel and show the existence of parallel universes! And all with a single act of incest! (LAUGHS)
VOICEOVER:
What Morgan is not aware of is that I literally just sicked up in my mouth a bit then. (BEAT) Join us next week, when Woody Allen investigates his upbringing. Of his wife.
WOODY:
Why-Why-Why ruin a good-good-good story with the truth?
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