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Winning the Lottery - Would you tell? Page 3

Quote: JuliaC @ July 20 2009, 12:26 AM BST

*quietly ponders plans for world domination*

Can I be a minion?

What can you offer?

:P ?

You're in.

Yay!! :D

Night! Wave x

Winning the lottery? Nah, I'd keep it to myself!

Actually, I'm not even sure I trust myself enough to even tell myself. Hang about, that's stupid. Never mind me.

I think the fact I'd be wearing a new Armani suit to work every day might give it away, I'd just lie and say Asda are pulling their finger out.

I'd tell close family and friends but keep the rest to myself... Too much attention for my liking.

I had a mate at school whose parents won the lottery when he was about 4 but by the time he got to secondary school (where I knew him) they pretty much had none of it left.

I heard they basically pissed it away and although they didn't work still they had to basically watch the pennies a lot! A lot for someone who won the lottery anyway.

I would bank it, with various banks and live off the interest.

Would tell everybody person who has ever pissed me off, a long list.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 20 2009, 12:40 AM BST

:P ?

:D

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