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BCG Swine Flu

Any of us have swine flu yet?

I feel really shitty but just have bog standard normal flu, feel a bit ripped off.

Anyone died from it yet? Hands up.

Quote: Griff @ July 17 2009, 4:57 PM BST

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/12780

I had it back in May and managed to survive.

Got a bad cold and my astma has reared up, but doesn't feel flu like.

Quote: Griff @ July 17 2009, 4:57 PM BST

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/12780

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OINK !

BCG isn't for swine flu, it's for TB.

I laugh when people with a heavy cold think they have 'flu. If you have a bout of 'flu, you will suffer around 3 days of totally debilitating near-death experience.

Unless you've been a 'flu victim, you have no idea how pleasant a heavy cold is by comparison.

Quote: Geoff Mutton @ July 19 2009, 9:24 AM BST

I laugh when people with a heavy cold think they have 'flu. If you have a bout of 'flu, you will suffer around 3 days of totally debilitating near-death experience.

Unless you've been a 'flu victim, you have no idea how pleasant a heavy cold is by comparison.

I've never had flu. Those who do are weak. I put it down to bad breeding and a self-posturing nature. :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 19 2009, 6:12 PM BST

I've never had flu.

I had flu once, teach me to lick foreign people.

I had Gastric flu last year. I was puking, shittting and blowing my nose all at the same time. Actually, I was running to the toilet so much, I eventually noticed an improvement to my fitness.

Yeah, when you have flu you feel like you're dying.

I was hospitalized as a baby with it. I had a temp of 104 for 4 days before my parents had the sense to take me to the doctor. I guess I was a day or so away from death. Thanks Mom and Dad!

Idiots!

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