British Comedy Guide

Sootyj's signage business4

A MAN IS TAPED TO A TABLE WITH CELLOPHANE IN A ROOM TOTALLY COVERED IN CELLOPHANE.

MAN
Look I fail to see what the hell this has to do with me liking my frosties nicely cooled.

DEXTER WALKS IN WITH A BIG KNIFE, FOLLOWED BY THAT BLOKE OUT OF AMERICAN PSYCHO IN A RAIN COAT WITH AN AXE, FOLLOWED BY DENIS NILSEN WHO HAS A WHEEL BARROW CONTAINING BOTTLES OF ACID.

MAN
Oh shit you guys are serious. I only ate warm sugarpuffs once!

SCENE2

SOOTYJ IS LOOKING AT 2 SIGNES OUTSIDE THE BUILDING WHERE THE EVENTS ARE TAKING PLACE.

ONE READS "Cereal chillers club," THE OTHER "Serial killers club."

SOOTYJ
Maybe I should have been a milkman.

Pleasant enough bit of punnery.

Thank you sir!

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