MAN IS WALKING DOWN STREET AND STOPPED BY A CHUGGER.
CHUGGER
Excuse me sir could I have a moment of your time please.
MAN
You're a chugger aren't you. Wants some money for counselling for gay donkeys or homeless chimpanzees? Piss off.
CHUGGER
We're collecting for helicopters for heroes.
MAN
Help for heroes oh well that's diferent.
CHUGGER
No sir helicopters for heroes. The government's done such a lousy job providing them that Dave Cameron's having a whip round.
MAN
Will that really help?
CHUGGER
Oh yes sir 500,000 pounds will pay for an Apache airstrike on a school. Saving upto 300 children from illiteracy, hunger and fear.
MAN
Well you're not very hungry or scared if you're dead. I may give a fiver.
CHUGGER
In which case sir why not give a fiver to Trident for terrorists. If we raise 20 billion pounds we can really sort those bastards in Pakistan once and for all.