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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 3:16 AM BST

It takes different strokes to make a world.

Whatcha talkin' 'bout Walker?! :D

Quote: Alex B Comedy @ July 16 2009, 6:12 PM BST

What to do.....

Pester once. Then wait. If your friend never introduces you to her sexy friend, then it was never meant to be. Chicks dig guys who seem hard to get. In the meantime, you may have to resort to what this entire thread is: a wank.

Quote: Kenneth @ July 17 2009, 8:35 AM BST

Chicks dig guys who seem hard to get.

No we don't. We just think they've got problems. :)

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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 17 2009, 9:50 AM BST

No we don't. We just think they've got problems. :)

...Or to use the psychological term, "Emotionally retarded".... Unimpressed

Mind you we don't like you trying too hard ether, i.e clingy.

We just like you to be nice and possibly have access to chocolate.

Quote: Alex B Comedy @ July 16 2009, 6:12 PM BST

My question is, what do I do from here? I don't want my friend to forget, but I don't want to pester her and keep reminding her that I like her friend. What to do.....

I think it's less of a problem to pester your friend, than pester your intended victim, because pestering your friend isn't a turn-off for her, since she's not in your sights. Pester away. Ask her when they are both going out next.

Then if the friend's friend turns you down, you can ask the friend instead.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 17 2009, 3:16 AM BST

It takes different strokes to make a world.

Yes it does.

Quote: Alex B Comedy @ July 16 2009, 6:12 PM BST

My friend text me back and said that the girl in question is very nice and also very funny and that I should go out with them when they next go out.

My question is, what do I do from here?

Why don't you go out with them when they next go out?

Ask you friend for her number. She may take it as a compliment. If not, WWBD? (What would Badge do?)

Quote: Leevil @ July 19 2009, 4:51 PM BST

Ask you friend for her number. She may take it as a compliment. If not, WWBD? (What would Badge do?)

Put on a Smiths album.

Quote: Alex B Comedy @ July 16 2009, 6:37 PM BST

If someone says they are 4 do you then ask them if they are a little kid? No need.

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I'm not understanding the conundrum - you asked your friend about some chick you saw on Facebook. Your friend said she was nice and would introduce you, so what's the frikkin' problem?

Are you worried that you might go out and mystery bird isn't there? Boo, hoo, hoo.

You know what chicks like on a man...balls. Grow some and man up dude.

Besides, if this girly is as hot as you say, then she probably won't shag you anyways, so save yourself time, heartache and cash and either shag a minger or get a hooker.

Other then that, how are you?

If I had a romantic dilemma, to be perfectly honest, the last place I'd go to for advice is a public internet forum. Just Google 'Magic Spells For Love', you'll find plenty of witches able to solve all your romantic problems for a modest fee. :)

Is that how I ended up naked, bound and gagged in your basement, Tim?

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