Quote: David Bussell @ July 16 2009, 2:11 PM BSTI lied about my age, I'm 42.
And looking just awful close up. Really bad. Horror film bad.
Biggest regret? Page 2
Awwwwww!
Like Thriller?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 16 2009, 2:12 PM BSTOh don't wind me up, you know I'll believe anything!!! >_<
Of course I'll still respect you in the morning.. 
You still do, right? 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 16 2009, 2:22 PM BSTYou still do, right?
Yes, of course.
I'll be back soon to tell you in person. Just as soon as I buy the milk I popped out to get three months ago.
Hurry back honey bun! 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 16 2009, 2:24 PM BST
Hurry back honey bun!
Hold on Bubba, I'm a-comin'.
*Frantically searches for his passport*
I remember watching one of those VH-1 Behind the Music documentaries and they were interviewing an American singer called Leif Garrett.
Can't remember the exact details but Leif basically pissed all his money away on drink and drugs, got married loads of times and can't see any of his kids and thanks to his drink driving, he put his best friend in a wheelchair for life.
When asked at the end of the interview if he would do it all over again, he said 'Yes, I have no regrets'.
People is dumb.
Quote: Rob H @ July 16 2009, 2:25 PM BSTHold on Bubba, I'm a-comin'.
Jesus.
Essex University. I was in Albert Sloman library and a girl sat opposite me with a sassy smile, took off her shoes, and stretched her leg and started wiggling her foot about in my crotch. She did it for about five minutes before leaving in a huff. I genuinely thought she was stretching.
Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 2:31 PM BSTEssex University. I was in Albert Sloman library and a girl sat opposite me with a sassy smile, took off her shoes, and stretched her leg and started wiggling her foot about in my crotch. She did it for about five minutes before leaving in a huff. I genuinely thought she was stretching.
You knob. 
Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 2:31 PM BSTEssex University. I was in Albert Sloman library and a girl sat opposite me with a sassy smile, took off her shoes, and stretched her leg and started wiggling her foot about in my crotch. She did it for about five minutes before leaving in a huff. I genuinely thought she was stretching.
Whoah, whoah, whoah. There's an Essex Uni?
Quote: Lee Henman @ July 16 2009, 2:32 PM BST
I know. 
Quote: David Bussell @ July 16 2009, 2:33 PM BSTWhoah, whoah, whoah. There's an Essex Uni?
There certainly is. And Sir Humphrey makes a gag about it in Yes Prime Minister. 
Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 2:34 PM BSTThere certainly is. And Sir Humphrey makes a gag about it in Yes Prime Minister.
Which campus did you go to?
Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2009, 2:31 PM BSTEssex University. I was in Albert Sloman library and a girl sat opposite me with a sassy smile, took off her shoes, and stretched her leg and started wiggling her foot about in my crotch. She did it for about five minutes before leaving in a huff. I genuinely thought she was stretching.
I've dreamed of being toed in a University library.
I did actually go there a couple of times. For Doctor Who conventions. I was tossed off in the quiz by a girl in a Zarbi mask. *not really. I didn't speak to anybody*