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BCG Meet up 2009 Page 61

Quote: Chappers @ August 26 2009, 2:43 PM BST

Why are some women so worried about wearing glasses?

Because they're odd.

(The women, not the glasses.)

Quote: Chappers @ August 26 2009, 2:43 PM BST

Why are some women so worried about wearing glasses?

They're very ageing.

Should of gone to Specsavers.

have*

Some glasses might be aging (Deirdre ones), but some aren't! Some are very awesome and can be-funk you.

Quote: zooo @ August 26 2009, 3:28 PM BST

Some are very awesome and can be-funk you.

Funk you too, lady!

Ha.
Funk off funk face. :)

Quote: Chappers @ August 26 2009, 2:43 PM BST

Why are some women so worried about wearing glasses?

Because this might happen -

MRS. MAGOO: I knew have should have worn my glasses to the BCG Meet, I can barely see a thing.

CHAPPERS: Well hello foxy lady, my name is Chappers and it's my 21st birthday.

MRS. MAGOO: What's that smell?

CHAPPERS: Ahem, the toilets must be blocked up or something. Anyway, back to my hip, young, swinging bachelor pad for a drink? I hope you like warm cans of bitter.

MRS. MAGOO: Well okay, can we bring my seeing eye dog?

CHAPPERS: I like where this is going.

Only joking Chappers old bean. Wave

Laughing out loud

They just don't suit me very much.

Ah go on, wear 'em. If I'm brave enough to show my face in public at all, I'm sure you can take a deep breath and be able to see! :D

Quote: Aaron @ August 26 2009, 3:56 PM BST

Ah go on, wear 'em. If I'm brave enough to show my face in public at all, I'm sure you can take a deep breath and be able to see! :D

Nah, I'll just have to squint. My current specs make me look like a cross between Jenny Eclair and the woman off 10 Years Younger. I'm looking for new ones, but can't find anything I really like yet.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 26 2009, 3:58 PM BST

Nah, I'll just have to squint. My current specs make me look like a cross between Jenny Eclair and the woman off 10 Years Younger. I'm looking for new ones, but can't find anything I really like yet.

What are you looking for them with?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 26 2009, 3:41 PM BST

Because this might happen -

MRS. MAGOO: I knew have should have worn my glasses to the BCG Meet, I can barely see a thing.

CHAPPERS: Well hello foxy lady, my name is Chappers and it's my 21st birthday.

MRS. MAGOO: What's that smell?

CHAPPERS: Ahem, the toilets must be blocked up or something. Anyway, back to my hip, young, swinging bachelor pad for a drink? I hope you like warm cans of bitter.

MRS. MAGOO: Well okay, can we bring my seeing eye dog?

CHAPPERS: I like where this is going.

Only joking Chappers old bean. Wave

Bachelor pad? I should be so lucky!

I'm a defo now. Uni won't have started yet, and so I don't think I'll have work - but if I do I can come afterwards anyway. Pleased

Yey!!!! :) So that means Elliot will come?

Hehe! I guess so, just to annoy me for a biscuit like he did all day today.

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